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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek@mstdn.social  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
https://www.irishtimes.com/business/2026/01/20/ai-boom-could-falter-without-wider-adoption-microsoft-chief-satya-nadella-warns/

Oh dear me are people not "adopting" lying autocomplete widely enough to keep the line going up? Oh noes. Nobody could have foreseen this! 🤯

I cannot wait for the official announcement of a new #Microslop programme, Adopt-an-AI. 🤣

What an absolute tool. "The bubble might burst if you all don't help pump it!" 🤡

#AI #Hype #SatyaNadella #Microsoft

The Irish Times

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns

Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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@b_rain@troet.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 25 minutes ago

@rysiek Once again i am reminded on this 😁 #AI #slop

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Text: We spent a Trillion on NVDA GPUs and dont have any Al product you want. 
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Please like our Al bro This is the last time bro So many possibilities bro Its the future bro Just need you to like it bro We worked real hard bro Our stockholders need this one bro
Meme Part 1 Several AI BigTech Broligarchs standing around Text: We spent a Trillion on NVDA GPUs and dont have any Al product you want. Part 2 Guy on the verge of tears Text: Please like our Al bro This is the last time bro So many possibilities bro Its the future bro Just need you to like it bro We worked real hard bro Our stockholders need this one bro
Meme Part 1 Several AI BigTech Broligarchs standing around Text: We spent a Trillion on NVDA GPUs and dont have any Al product you want. Part 2 Guy on the verge of tears Text: Please like our Al bro This is the last time bro So many possibilities bro Its the future bro Just need you to like it bro We worked real hard bro Our stockholders need this one bro
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PhilWill
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@PhilWill@aus.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 29 minutes ago

@rysiek cant wait for the bubble to slop - oops, I mean pop...

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@skykiss@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@rysiek fall baby fall, all the way down.

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Matti Aleve
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@maleve@zeroes.ca replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@rysiek @EricLawton lol 🤦‍♂️

He and Sam Altman in Nov were saying don't be concerned over their lack of revenue, they have lots of people who will buy their shares.

So I wonder which is it...

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@maleve @EricLawton it's both. You are not supposed to be concerned about their revenue so that more people can be scammed into buying their shares.

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@grechaw@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@rysiek

“telltale sign of if it’s a bubble” would be if only tech groups were benefiting from the rise of AI"

Uh. Nobody is benefiting from AI. Psychopaths don't benefit from psychosis.

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@Asbestos@pnw.zone replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@rysiek

What he calls a "Warning" I call wishful thinking, a prayer, from his lips to God's ears.

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PotMetPetunias
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@PotMetPetunias@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@rysiek Maybe I can score a good 2nd hand videocard...

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@ferrix@mastodon.online replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek oh please oh please 🎈 📌

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@pfm@edolas.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek My problem with this, is that it is adopted. A lot. I work for a company that is going crazy about adoption -- we've got goals for this year to go "AI native", everyone is expected to go to at least 2 "AI" trainings, and use it to "analyse" requirements and "write" code. Developers around me seem to be fine with it (or even excited), looking for new use cases. It feels terrible to be the only person (in quite a big company) that's sceptical about AI.

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@pfm not enough! line must go upper!

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@meowki@meowstodon.eu replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek good.

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@dalias@hachyderm.io replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek

Electron microscopy image of a tardigrade playing a violin,
Electron microscopy image of a tardigrade playing a violin,
Electron microscopy image of a tardigrade playing a violin,
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@tarix29@tech.lgbt replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek hey you know that tool we created that sucks up all of your energy, lies to you, exploits you, and nobody likes? It could fail if people don't use it! Act now!

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@magnetichuman@cupoftea.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@tarix29 @rysiek

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@magnetichuman @tarix29 🫡

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Utopiah (Fabien Benetou)
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@utopiah@mastodon.pirateparty.be replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@rysiek won't somebody think of the shareholders for once?! /slop

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Barbara Sliwinska
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@Barbara_Sliwinska@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@rysiek cry me a river mr. slopdella xd

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

Remember, we are causing the AI boom to falter because we keep using the term "slop":
https://techcrunch.com/2026/01/05/microsofts-nadella-wants-us-to-stop-thinking-of-ai-as-slop/

This is not very nice of us and is costing Microslop, and its slopholders and inveslops, real money. :blobcatcoffee:

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Laurent Cimon
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@clf@mastodon.bsd.cafe replied  ·  activity timestamp 36 minutes ago

@rysiek oh in that case

Microslop has made the sloppiest slop that has ever slipped, followed by xSlop's perverted illegal slop. None of this would have happened if OpenSlop didn't release slop unto the world, flooding it with cheaterslop, then generative slop.

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@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 1 hour ago

@rysiek Slop slop slopety slop ablobcatrainbow

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@Beldarak@mastodon.gamedev.place replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 hours ago

@rysiek

Stop it guys, not cool. Seriously, we put a ton of money in that magic hole, can you stop calling it the stupid hole?

The money will exit the hole somehow, I swear!

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@rrb@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@rysiek I want them to stop making garbage.

I'm willing to call a truce. They stop with their spying and garbage, I will stop complaining about slop.

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Caio C. G. Oliveira
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@caiocgo@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 hours ago

@rysiek Poor Satya Slop...

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Jeremy Mallin
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@JeremyMallin@autistics.life replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek
🎻😆

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@screwlisp@gamerplus.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek

Micro$lop is a great moniker

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@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek Microsoft, is AI slop.

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Clifton Royston
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@CliftonR@wandering.shop replied  ·  activity timestamp 7 hours ago

@rysiek

Actually laughed out loud over this one, and read it to my wife who also cracked up.

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@ehproque@neopaquita.es replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek of course! He wants us to use its commercial name, not the generic

Cover of a children's book titled "I really like slop!"

A piggy in a chef's hat holds a jar of Nutella, only the label says Nadella. Flies fly around it and an elephant looks disgusted in the background.
Cover of a children's book titled "I really like slop!" A piggy in a chef's hat holds a jar of Nutella, only the label says Nadella. Flies fly around it and an elephant looks disgusted in the background.
Cover of a children's book titled "I really like slop!" A piggy in a chef's hat holds a jar of Nutella, only the label says Nadella. Flies fly around it and an elephant looks disgusted in the background.
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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

I wonder if all those prompt engineers and AI experts are already retraining into 👻 quantum 👻

thaenkin

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Walter van Holst
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@whvholst@eupolicy.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek Post-quantum strategist has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

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Xoa Gray
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@xoagray@tiggi.es replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek @patterfloof I love how quickly everyone has just adopted "Microslop" after Nadella said that. It's genuinely heart warming.

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@r0k@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek they're not a prompt engineer, they're a sloperator!

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@mjlmo@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek it's not slop, it's "bycicles for the mind"... Someone should take their pills 🤪

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@distinctdipole@tech.lgbt replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek Both job #3 and their supplier M$ are constantly trying to get me (and everyone else) to use Copillock slop machine.

I refuse clearly and vocally. People are asking critical questions now.

If AI can do my job, fire me. Otherwise, let me do my job! I don't need hype or "an incompetent incontinent assistant"

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@distinctdipole

> If AI can do my job, fire me. Otherwise, let me do my job!

Louder, for the people in the back! 👏 👏 👏

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@mjlmo@social.vivaldi.net replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek it's not slop, it's "bycicles for the mind". Man... I miss the time this was seen as a drug addict speech 😂

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@EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek But it IS slop.

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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@EndicottAuthor how dare you! don't you want Satya Nadella to buy another mansion or a yacht?

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@EndicottAuthor@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek Not really, no.

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@aadeacon@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek OK, how about AIshit?

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@janvlug@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek This post made me looking up the word "slop".

I like this description: "Semi-solid-like substance; goo, paste, mud, pulp"

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slop

Wiktionary

slop - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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Dave Rahardja 🎄
Dave Rahardja 🎄
@drahardja@sfba.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek I read slop about Microslop and the slop they’re slopping on us and, Oh Slop! I thought, did they slop some new slop on us? Slopping stop it, Microslop! Luckily it was the same old slop they’re still slopping around.

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@davidtheeviloverlord@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek

Slop, slop, slop, slop,
Slop, slop, slop,
Chunderful slop
Inglorious slop!

(With apologies to Monty Python's Spam sketch.)

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Erwan 🚄
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@R1Rail@pouet.chapril.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek And it also bothers the CEO of Nvislop

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@r0k@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@rysiek

Various "Microslop" logos in the style of Microsoft's logos historically
Various "Microslop" logos in the style of Microsoft's logos historically
Various "Microslop" logos in the style of Microsoft's logos historically
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Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
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@rysiek@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@r0k and here's the original toot!

https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115828881875398663

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@woe2you@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 9 hours ago

@rysiek Smallest violin, etc.

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