In unrelated news, Microsoft is asking Microsoft Windows users to uninstall a recent Microsoft Windows update, issued and published by Microsoft, because said update is breaking Microsoft Windows.
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-urges-uninstalling-the-update-kb5074109-after-bug-reports-on-windows-11-heres-how

Every single piece about this should be mentioning Satya Nadella bragging how 30% of new Microslop code is AI-generated:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/29/satya-nadella-says-as-much-as-30percent-of-microsoft-code-is-written-by-ai.html

Not providing this context is journalistic malpractice.

#AI #Hype #Micrososft #Windows

In unrelated news, Microsoft is asking Microsoft Windows users to uninstall a recent Microsoft Windows update, issued and published by Microsoft, because said update is breaking Microsoft Windows.
https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/windows-11/microsoft-urges-uninstalling-the-update-kb5074109-after-bug-reports-on-windows-11-heres-how

Every single piece about this should be mentioning Satya Nadella bragging how 30% of new Microslop code is AI-generated:
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/29/satya-nadella-says-as-much-as-30percent-of-microsoft-code-is-written-by-ai.html

Not providing this context is journalistic malpractice.

#AI #Hype #Micrososft #Windows

Microslop's CEO is on a roll!

Few weeks ago he begged us to stop using "slop" because it makes AIs sad. Days ago he complained "AI boom might falter" if we don't start using more spicy autocomplete.

Now he's begging developers to "do something useful" with lying machines, or they might lose the "social permission" to boil the planet.
https://www.techradar.com/ai-platforms-assistants/microsoft-ceo-urges-ai-developers-to-get-to-a-point-where-we-are-using-this-to-do-something-useful-or-lose-even-the-social-permission-to-generate-these-tokens

What, is Microslop's Slopilot services not useful enough on their own?

#Microsoft #AI #Hype

Microslop's CEO is on a roll!

Few weeks ago he begged us to stop using "slop" because it makes AIs sad. Days ago he complained "AI boom might falter" if we don't start using more spicy autocomplete.

Now he's begging developers to "do something useful" with lying machines, or they might lose the "social permission" to boil the planet.
https://www.techradar.com/ai-platforms-assistants/microsoft-ceo-urges-ai-developers-to-get-to-a-point-where-we-are-using-this-to-do-something-useful-or-lose-even-the-social-permission-to-generate-these-tokens

What, is Microslop's Slopilot services not useful enough on their own?

#Microsoft #AI #Hype

This is interesting, but not for the obvious reasons:

The era of Photoshop may be ending, as Adobe stocks take a battering
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/era-photoshop-may-ending-adobe-165724311.html

tl;dr Adobe's stock is down because "AI" so Yahoo concludes this is the end of the "Photoshop era".

What's interesting here is that "Photoshop era" is ending – according to Yahoo – not because users are turning away. It's because *investors* are.

The "market" for software and services is a side-show. Only the stock market matters.

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#AI #Hype

This is interesting, but not for the obvious reasons:

The era of Photoshop may be ending, as Adobe stocks take a battering
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/era-photoshop-may-ending-adobe-165724311.html

tl;dr Adobe's stock is down because "AI" so Yahoo concludes this is the end of the "Photoshop era".

What's interesting here is that "Photoshop era" is ending – according to Yahoo – not because users are turning away. It's because *investors* are.

The "market" for software and services is a side-show. Only the stock market matters.

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#AI #Hype

AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
https://www.irishtimes.com/business/2026/01/20/ai-boom-could-falter-without-wider-adoption-microsoft-chief-satya-nadella-warns/

Oh dear me are people not "adopting" lying autocomplete widely enough to keep the line going up? Oh noes. Nobody could have foreseen this! 🤯

I cannot wait for the official announcement of a new #Microslop programme, Adopt-an-AI. 🤣

What an absolute tool. "The bubble might burst if you all don't help pump it!" 🤡

#AI #Hype #SatyaNadella #Microsoft