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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Right Peeps - we are in desperate need of a million to one chance to save the world … it needs to be exactly a million to one mind, none of these 999.999 chances & the likes!

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to cough & sneeze at the cats some more before I finally wend my way to my bed!
Catch you folks in the morning assuming I don’t succumb to the deadly man-flu overnight!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest.

the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
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@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 6 days ago

@MAJ1

"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change!"

@miraclemax i have a customer for you.

what do you mean you don't do vermin?

squirrels aren't vermin!

<googles it>

"While squirrels aren't biologically vermin, many consider them pests due to the significant damage they cause to property (chewing wires, insulation) and gardens, especially in places like the UK where grey squirrels are non-native and legally controlled as pests, unlike native red squirrels, though some find them harmless and cute. The term "vermin" is often legal and socio-economic, applying to animals causing problems, not biological classification, so whether a squirrel is a pest depends on its impact.

well this one is not!

he is a very nice one who means a lot to us here.

deal? deal!

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@amiserabilist Morning Paul 👋😊

Well you’ll be pleased to know that I’m not as dead as Totally Dead Fred, but deader than Slightly Dead Fred, but not as dead as Practically Dead Fred.

Also you’re welcome to any bits of interesting looking fluff you might find in my pockets should I reach the stage the Utterly Dead Fred is at!

Also:

Awwwwww Thank you 🙏 😊

Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a wooden bench, arms spread wide , head thrown back proclaiming: “Who run the world - SQUIRRELS.”
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a wooden bench, arms spread wide , head thrown back proclaiming: “Who run the world - SQUIRRELS.”
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a wooden bench, arms spread wide , head thrown back proclaiming: “Who run the world - SQUIRRELS.”
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@amiserabilist@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@MAJ1

well he is "miracle" max.

i have toothache, i wonder if that is beneath him?

i ❤️ Phoebe Cates

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@MAJ1@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@amiserabilist Ouch - hope the teeff feel better soon!

Ok I can see why 😊

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