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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp last week

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

The Unseen University, premier school of magic in Ankh Morpork has a high magical field which causes some particular effects:-

“Perhaps more importantly, the ants used all the sugar lumps they could steal to build a small sugar pyramid in one of the hollow halls, in which, with great ceremony, they entombed the mummified body of a dead queen. On the wall of one tiny hidden chamber they inscribed, in insect hyeroglyps, the true secret of longevity.
They got it absolutely right and it would probably have important implications for the universe if it hadn't, next time the University flooded, been completely washed away.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

Right off to see a man about a missing delivery in medieval Bohemia!

Catch you fab folk in the morning!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Picture 2 squirrels on a bicycle with a side car. One squirrel is pedalling & the other is sat with a load of walnuts in the sidecar. They appear to be travelling thru woodland.

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Picture 2 squirrels on a bicycle with a side car. One squirrel is pedalling & the other is sat with a load of walnuts in the sidecar. They appear to be travelling thru woodland. Credit: DDG find.
Picture 2 squirrels on a bicycle with a side car. One squirrel is pedalling & the other is sat with a load of walnuts in the sidecar. They appear to be travelling thru woodland. Credit: DDG find.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

Mr Bushy Tail

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last week

Mr Bushy Tail

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel crouched on top of a wooden fence with its tail curled up along its back and morning sunlight illuminating it.
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Right who pinched my Wednesday morning sunlight?
I know it was one of you lot!

Prolly @Soldusty or @amiserabilist (Morning chaps 👋😊) with their top secret and highly experimental Climate engineering project codename Cli-max!*

So all things being equal once chores & breakfast are sorted there will be a Costco™ expedition mounted … If I don’t manage to deteat the Door Demons then that will probably happen this evening with Mrs S.

But first … Coffee!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

*That’s not what it’s really called! **

**I tried to explain that one cannot seed clouds with llamas!***

*** They tried anyway! ****

**** On a totally different subject anyone wanna by 3 score of llama burgers? *****

***** Surprisingly easy to make, I just walked around the test site with a suitably sized cookie cutter!******

****** Why llamas? People ask, why not say … elephants? ********

*******Because it would just be silly with elephants!

Picture 3 red squirrels standing on a humped branch so we see their side profile. The caption reads "Happy Hump Day".
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Picture 3 red squirrels standing on a humped branch so we see their side profile. The caption reads "Happy Hump Day". Credit: Imgflip.com
Picture 3 red squirrels standing on a humped branch so we see their side profile. The caption reads "Happy Hump Day". Credit: Imgflip.com
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Uhh…howdy.

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel sitting in a planter with a stolen strawberry in its mouth.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel sitting in a planter with a stolen strawberry in its mouth.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Uhh…howdy.

#SquirrelSaturday #squirrels #SquirrelsOfMastodon #photography #BackyardWildlife

Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel sitting in a planter with a stolen strawberry in its mouth.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel sitting in a planter with a stolen strawberry in its mouth.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Fat & sassy.

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched squatting on top of a wooden fence holding a nut in its front paws, with its fuzzy tail curled up along its back and extending up above its head.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched squatting on top of a wooden fence holding a nut in its front paws, with its fuzzy tail curled up along its back and extending up above its head.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched squatting on top of a wooden fence holding a nut in its front paws, with its fuzzy tail curled up along its back and extending up above its head.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Fat & sassy.

#SquirrelSaturday #squirrels #photography #SquirrelsOfMastodon #BackyardWildlife

Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched squatting on top of a wooden fence holding a nut in its front paws, with its fuzzy tail curled up along its back and extending up above its head.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched squatting on top of a wooden fence holding a nut in its front paws, with its fuzzy tail curled up along its back and extending up above its head.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

hey

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel peeking over the top of a wooden fence.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp last month

hey

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Right Peeps - we are in desperate need of a million to one chance to save the world … it needs to be exactly a million to one mind, none of these 999.999 chances & the likes!

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to cough & sneeze at the cats some more before I finally wend my way to my bed!
Catch you folks in the morning assuming I don’t succumb to the deadly man-flu overnight!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest.

the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
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Trilobyter
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

At least somebody is getting to enjoy the January strawberries. 🍓 🐿️

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched on top of a planter and eating a strawberry.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 2 months ago

At least somebody is getting to enjoy the January strawberries. 🍓 🐿️

#SquirrelSaturday #squirrels #photography
#SquirrelsOfMastodon #BackyardWildlife #nature

Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched on top of a planter and eating a strawberry.
Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel perched on top of a planter and eating a strawberry.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

#SquirrelySaturday #squirrels #SquirrelsOfMastodon #SquirrelScrolling #photography #BackyardWildlife

Color photo of an Eastern Grey Squirrel with a peanut in its mouth standing on a pair of cast cement hands mounted to a wooden fence.
Color photo of an Eastern Grey Squirrel with a peanut in its mouth standing on a pair of cast cement hands mounted to a wooden fence.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

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Color photo of an Eastern Grey Squirrel with a peanut in its mouth standing on a pair of cast cement hands mounted to a wooden fence.
Color photo of an Eastern Grey Squirrel with a peanut in its mouth standing on a pair of cast cement hands mounted to a wooden fence.
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@Trilobyter@mastodon.world  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

The watcher on the wall.

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Color photo of an eastern grey squirrel with its head poked up and peering over the top of a wooden fence.
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