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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Right Peeps - we are in desperate need of a million to one chance to save the world … it needs to be exactly a million to one mind, none of these 999.999 chances & the likes!

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to cough & sneeze at the cats some more before I finally wend my way to my bed!
Catch you folks in the morning assuming I don’t succumb to the deadly man-flu overnight!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest.

the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey @astronomerritt Followed!

#TheMammutMoves #WeirdFolks

Picture a grey squirrel in a field looking at you saying: “Hey that Peep who just ran past… Follow them !
Picture a grey squirrel in a field looking at you saying: “Hey that Peep who just ran past… Follow them !
Picture a grey squirrel in a field looking at you saying: “Hey that Peep who just ran past… Follow them !
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@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

Stop what you're doing. Put that down. You there. Stop doing *that* immediately.

It's difficult sometimes on the old Fediverse finding all of the amazing people that reside here, which is why it's so important to shout about those who enrich the sacred timeline. One such person for me is the indomitable (full disclosure I don't really know what that word means) @astronomerritt who is AMAZING.

If you want JOY and INTERESTING things and HILARIOUS stuff and also OCCASIONAL FURY but like in a good way, then I cannot recommend them enough.

Particularly good if you happen to be neurodivergent or interested in the plight of the NDs - I know there's barely any of them neuro's here, it's just all us cool normal people who like to make small talk like hello how are you for example.

However for my money I think Steph is tremendous and am glad to share a community with them, and they make my life and therefore THE ENTIRE WORLD much better.

Or not, I'm not your mum. X
(but do, or I will know, and come the uprising your place will not be guaranteed)

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@MAJ1@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 days ago

@TheBreadmonkey @astronomerritt Followed!

#TheMammutMoves #WeirdFolks

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Squirrel’s Top tips for starting the New Year:-

* Remember the Year is young barely a day old & very unsure of itself!

* Treat it gently, there’s pleanty of time for storming around tomorrow!

* Treat it kindly, you may need its favour in the days to come!

* Treat it generously, it will thank you for your generosity!

* Make sure it is warm & cosy, a sudden chill & put a New Year in a frightful mood!

* Ensure it has plenty of nuts, the nuttier it is the better!

This has been a PSA on behalf of 2026!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves #HappyNewYear2026

Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us.
The caption reads:
“Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted”
CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
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@PixysJourney@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

#Journal of a very emotional and exhausted Dutch Pixy pixy_party (Thursday, 01/01/2026).

Well, my "day" had started, or kinda kept going, after the clocks rang twelve times. I hugged and kissed my parents, and also little Bas. 🐾 My mum and I went outside to watch some fireworks. I felt myself getting emotional... 😔 I packed my things, and around 0:15, Skoosh and I slowly started to try and get home safe and all that.

Some young guys with fireworks saw me coming. They quickly cleared the street crossing for me, I waved thanks, they waved back, and Skoosh and I skedaddled onwards. There were some people and fireworks in a few streets, but when I got to the main roads, it was all good to go. Seeing the fireworks made me very emotional. Starting this new year with my parents, but actually, starting it alone... 😢 Driving home alone. No furry love on the backseat. Just me... I cried a lot while driving home. Heck, I even cry now while writing this...

There were some folks and fireworks when I came into town. They made a way for me, and I was able to get to my home, where the parking was clean and rather deserted. I parked, unpacked Skoosh, and got inside. I sorted out my things, and then I headed to the couch. I was hoping for a snooze on it, with a favorite movie in the background. But, even though I was rather tired, my brain wasn't too into it yet.

I got my laptop and worked a bit on my blog and such. When I noticed the firework sounds got less, I tried again for some sleep. I managed to doze of, but a little less than an hour later, there was a bang again that woke me up. I worked some more on my laptop, trying to relax as much as I could.

I managed to get a few blog posts done, which felt good. Then, I got my Kobo and I read for a while. After a bit, I felt like I needed to move some. I headed upstairs and rode my bike for half an hour. After that, I started the washing machine. I ate a bit while it was doing its job, and then I hung the laundry out to dry. After that... I mainly lay on the couch and kept reading, trying to relax as much as I could...

When the neighbor texts me that the black 🖤 fluff was ready to try some walkies, I got his snacks and headed out. We had a nice walk. After that, I got ready to get to bed. There had been several weather warnings already for the next night, so I already anticipated that it may be safer not to head to the gym. But first, some sleep.

It didn't take too long to doze off. Woke up about two hours later for the loo. Got back to bed. And when I woke up again, I was startled when I saw the time. I had not set an alarm, apparently, and it was 0:30! I had managed about 9 hours of sleep..! Wow! So, I quickly got up and started my "day".

pixy_party 💜 🍀 🐾

#PixysJourney
#WeirdFolks

A joyful Bitmoji based on Cynni stands with both arms raised in celebration against a deep purple night sky filled with colorful fireworks. They wear blue over-ear headphones, reflective blue sunglasses, and a purple T-shirt featuring a heart in non-binary pride colors. Behind them, bright pink and white fireworks burst into a large heart shape at the center, surrounded by smaller golden and purple explosions. The scene feels exuberant and magical, radiating pride, joy, and celebratory energy.
A joyful Bitmoji based on Cynni stands with both arms raised in celebration against a deep purple night sky filled with colorful fireworks. They wear blue over-ear headphones, reflective blue sunglasses, and a purple T-shirt featuring a heart in non-binary pride colors. Behind them, bright pink and white fireworks burst into a large heart shape at the center, surrounded by smaller golden and purple explosions. The scene feels exuberant and magical, radiating pride, joy, and celebratory energy.
A joyful Bitmoji based on Cynni stands with both arms raised in celebration against a deep purple night sky filled with colorful fireworks. They wear blue over-ear headphones, reflective blue sunglasses, and a purple T-shirt featuring a heart in non-binary pride colors. Behind them, bright pink and white fireworks burst into a large heart shape at the center, surrounded by smaller golden and purple explosions. The scene feels exuberant and magical, radiating pride, joy, and celebratory energy.
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 2 weeks ago

Squirrel’s Top tips for starting the New Year:-

* Remember the Year is young barely a day old & very unsure of itself!

* Treat it gently, there’s pleanty of time for storming around tomorrow!

* Treat it kindly, you may need its favour in the days to come!

* Treat it generously, it will thank you for your generosity!

* Make sure it is warm & cosy, a sudden chill & put a New Year in a frightful mood!

* Ensure it has plenty of nuts, the nuttier it is the better!

This has been a PSA on behalf of 2026!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves #HappyNewYear2026

Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us.
The caption reads:
“Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted”
CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Dear Fediverse I have eaten my 2ND wafer thin mint!!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves

Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest.
He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand.

Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! 

Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest. He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand. Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest. He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand. Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 weeks ago

Dear Fediverse I have eaten my 2ND wafer thin mint!!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves

Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest.
He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand.

Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! 

Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest. He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand. Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest. He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand. Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has finally arrived, after slowly surfacing from under the duvet!

A somewhat cloudy & overcast day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, but the sun is trying to fight thru!
There's rumours that we might hit 16ºC later.

Feeling mildly sorry for myself as the flu jab has kicked in & I'm feeling a little under the weather with it - but nowhere near as bad as when I have the Covid jab so there's that!

No plans for today, so we'll see where the day takes us.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. 
The  caption reads: "Today is Saturday!"

Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!" Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!" Credit: DDG find.
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 3 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has finally arrived, after slowly surfacing from under the duvet!

A somewhat cloudy & overcast day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, but the sun is trying to fight thru!
There's rumours that we might hit 16ºC later.

Feeling mildly sorry for myself as the flu jab has kicked in & I'm feeling a little under the weather with it - but nowhere near as bad as when I have the Covid jab so there's that!

No plans for today, so we'll see where the day takes us.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. 
The  caption reads: "Today is Saturday!"

Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!" Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!" Credit: DDG find.
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 4 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday blew in like the Wicked Witch of the West, howling around the rooftops in the early hours & dumping ½ the Irish Sea on us. This is before Storm Amy gets her grotties on us!

This morning has been a bit of a disaster for various reasons which I won't bore you with. It's not done yet though - I have to chase down the folks who supplied the over ox for my MiL's electricity meter in about an hour as they reckon they haven't been paid!!! 🙄🤦‍♂️ Tough you scammers, I have proof it got paid!!
And those folk in the States thought they had problems with angry squirrels!!!!!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Picture a red squirrel standing on a thin branch next to the truck of a tree looking very windswept! 
The caption reads: "Bit Windy, Innit?"

Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing on a thin branch next to the truck of a tree looking very windswept! The caption reads: "Bit Windy, Innit?" Credit: DDG find.
Picture a red squirrel standing on a thin branch next to the truck of a tree looking very windswept! The caption reads: "Bit Windy, Innit?" Credit: DDG find.
Picture a squirrel wearing a pre-medieval style leather helmet with eye slits & two horns that point downwards coming from above each ear.
They are carrying a round black shield with a silver rim & boss.
They are also carrying a tiny one handed sword.
The caption reads: "Well now you gone and done it! 
You pissed off the squirrel!
Prepare for battle!"

Credit DDG find.
Picture a squirrel wearing a pre-medieval style leather helmet with eye slits & two horns that point downwards coming from above each ear. They are carrying a round black shield with a silver rim & boss. They are also carrying a tiny one handed sword. The caption reads: "Well now you gone and done it! You pissed off the squirrel! Prepare for battle!" Credit DDG find.
Picture a squirrel wearing a pre-medieval style leather helmet with eye slits & two horns that point downwards coming from above each ear. They are carrying a round black shield with a silver rim & boss. They are also carrying a tiny one handed sword. The caption reads: "Well now you gone and done it! You pissed off the squirrel! Prepare for battle!" Credit DDG find.
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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel
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@MAJ1@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 5 months ago
#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday has bounded in, but seems disappointed that its enthusiasm isn’t shared.
Last seen wandering off in search of coffee muttering about how the weekend gets a far better reception!

Tired this morning despite a decent chunk of sleep.

In theory Steve the washing machine man will be over later today to replace the dodgy pipe, time will tell!

Other than that I have no plans for the da, I will see what the day brings.

But first … Coffee!!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶party_major_squirrel🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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The caption reads: “Just popping in to wish you a Fabulous Friday!”
Picture a close up of a red squirrel with a slight smile on their face. The caption reads: “Just popping in to wish you a Fabulous Friday!”
Picture a close up of a red squirrel with a slight smile on their face. The caption reads: “Just popping in to wish you a Fabulous Friday!”
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