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Good evening Squirrel Fans.

The Unseen University, premier school of magic in Ankh Morpork has a high magical field which causes some particular effects:-

“Perhaps more importantly, the ants used all the sugar lumps they could steal to build a small sugar pyramid in one of the hollow halls, in which, with great ceremony, they entombed the mummified body of a dead queen. On the wall of one tiny hidden chamber they inscribed, in insect hyeroglyps, the true secret of longevity.
They got it absolutely right and it would probably have important implications for the universe if it hadn't, next time the University flooded, been completely washed away.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

Right off to see a man about a missing delivery in medieval Bohemia!

Catch you fab folk in the morning!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Picture 2 squirrels on a bicycle with a side car. One squirrel is pedalling & the other is sat with a load of walnuts in the sidecar. They appear to be travelling thru woodland.

Credit: DDG find. — Picture 2 squirrels on a bicycle with a side car. One squirrel is pedalling & the other is sat with a load of walnuts in the sidecar. They appear to be travelling thru woodland. Credit: DDG find.

Tim McTuffty

@Tim_McTuffty@beige.party · 7 days ago

Diary of an AuDHD Squirrel. Day 846 , Friday 20/02/2026

Friday started at around 07:15.

Its been another miserable, grey, wet winters day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire & I have responded by hiding indoors!

Chores followed breakfast.

After lunch I played some KCD2 then around 15:30 decided that the best way to get my room organised was to rearrange my not insubstantial collection of books so that those I will need for my forthcoming return to computing basics should be to hand above my desk.

It should be noted that dusting is not a forte of mine, this became amply apparent as I took down the volumes from my top shelf!

Despite placing it in a ‘safe’ place while rearranging my books I managed to knock the model dragon Mrs S got me for my birthday over & of course it hit something as it fell so now I will have to see if i can effect repairs before she notices!

So many books! So little time!

Had a burger for tea rather than my usual pizza & very nice it was too!

Watched an episode of ‘Judge John Deed’ this evening, very enjoyable!

Final Thoughts.

Not a bad day all things being equal, shame about the dragon. I wonder if being clumsy is an ND trait?

Thank you to all those who are helping me on this journey, in a myriad different ways. I am thankful to each & every one of you! 🫂 🫶🐿️🖖

@autistics
#TimsASDjourney #ActuallyAutistic #Neurospicy #TheMammutMoves

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · last week

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Right who pinched my Wednesday morning sunlight?
I know it was one of you lot!

Prolly @Soldusty or @amiserabilist (Morning chaps 👋😊) with their top secret and highly experimental Climate engineering project codename Cli-max!*

So all things being equal once chores & breakfast are sorted there will be a Costco™ expedition mounted … If I don’t manage to deteat the Door Demons then that will probably happen this evening with Mrs S.

But first … Coffee!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

*That’s not what it’s really called! **

**I tried to explain that one cannot seed clouds with llamas!***

*** They tried anyway! ****

**** On a totally different subject anyone wanna by 3 score of llama burgers? *****

***** Surprisingly easy to make, I just walked around the test site with a suitably sized cookie cutter!******

****** Why llamas? People ask, why not say … elephants? ********

*******Because it would just be silly with elephants!

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

Good evening Squirrel Fans.

Right Peeps - we are in desperate need of a million to one chance to save the world … it needs to be exactly a million to one mind, none of these 999.999 chances & the likes!

“I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!”
― Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

Right off to cough & sneeze at the cats some more before I finally wend my way to my bed!
Catch you folks in the morning assuming I don’t succumb to the deadly man-flu overnight!

Wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I hope you’re well & safe! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

For today’s diary update please follow #TimsASDjourney

Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest.

the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “ — Picture 2 grey squirrels, the one on the right is laid prostrate on the ground but is obviously alive, on the left the other squirrel stands above his friend with his paws on his chest. the standing squirrel appears to be saying “Bring out the dead” the one on his back replies “I’m not dead! “

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @astronomerritt Followed!

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Picture a grey squirrel in a field looking at you saying: “Hey that Peep who just ran past… Follow them !

Ben

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party · 2 months ago

Stop what you're doing. Put that down. You there. Stop doing *that* immediately.

It's difficult sometimes on the old Fediverse finding all of the amazing people that reside here, which is why it's so important to shout about those who enrich the sacred timeline. One such person for me is the indomitable (full disclosure I don't really know what that word means) @astronomerritt who is AMAZING.

If you want JOY and INTERESTING things and HILARIOUS stuff and also OCCASIONAL FURY but like in a good way, then I cannot recommend them enough.

Particularly good if you happen to be neurodivergent or interested in the plight of the NDs - I know there's barely any of them neuro's here, it's just all us cool normal people who like to make small talk like hello how are you for example.

However for my money I think Steph is tremendous and am glad to share a community with them, and they make my life and therefore THE ENTIRE WORLD much better.

Or not, I'm not your mum. X
(but do, or I will know, and come the uprising your place will not be guaranteed)

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

@TheBreadmonkey @astronomerritt Followed!

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Dane 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇻🇪🖖⚛️☮️☸️🕉️ boosted

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

Squirrel’s Top tips for starting the New Year:-

* Remember the Year is young barely a day old & very unsure of itself!

* Treat it gently, there’s pleanty of time for storming around tomorrow!

* Treat it kindly, you may need its favour in the days to come!

* Treat it generously, it will thank you for your generosity!

* Make sure it is warm & cosy, a sudden chill & put a New Year in a frightful mood!

* Ensure it has plenty of nuts, the nuttier it is the better!

This has been a PSA on behalf of 2026!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves #HappyNewYear2026

Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us.
The caption reads:
“Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted”
CREDIT: DDG find — Picture a red squirrel standing in a grassy field looking at us. The caption reads: “Squirrel Master, Leader of the Easily Distracted” CREDIT: DDG find

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

Squirrel’s Top tips for starting the New Year:-

* Remember the Year is young barely a day old & very unsure of itself!

* Treat it gently, there’s pleanty of time for storming around tomorrow!

* Treat it kindly, you may need its favour in the days to come!

* Treat it generously, it will thank you for your generosity!

* Make sure it is warm & cosy, a sudden chill & put a New Year in a frightful mood!

* Ensure it has plenty of nuts, the nuttier it is the better!

This has been a PSA on behalf of 2026!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves #HappyNewYear2026

Ben boosted

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@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

Dear Fediverse I have eaten my 2ND wafer thin mint!!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves

Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest.
He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand.

Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands!

Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party — Picture a squirrel wearing plate armour, with a helmet that has a furry plume at its crest. He is standing upright with his arms spread wide , a 2 handed sword, point resting on the mossy log he is standing on, is in his right hand. Behind him the sun streams the thru the pine forest in which he stands! Ai generated with help from @PixysJourney@beige.party

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 2 months ago

Dear Fediverse I have eaten my 2ND wafer thin mint!!

#WeirdFolks #TheMammutMoves

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Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 5 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has finally arrived, after slowly surfacing from under the duvet!

A somewhat cloudy & overcast day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, but the sun is trying to fight thru!
There's rumours that we might hit 16ºC later.

Feeling mildly sorry for myself as the flu jab has kicked in & I'm feeling a little under the weather with it - but nowhere near as bad as when I have the Covid jab so there's that!

No plans for today, so we'll see where the day takes us.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy.
The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!"

Credit: DDG find. — Picture a red squirrel standing upright on a bench, head thrown back & arms reaching for the sky, as if gloriously happy. The caption reads: "Today is Saturday!" Credit: DDG find.

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 5 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has finally arrived, after slowly surfacing from under the duvet!

A somewhat cloudy & overcast day here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire, but the sun is trying to fight thru!
There's rumours that we might hit 16ºC later.

Feeling mildly sorry for myself as the flu jab has kicked in & I'm feeling a little under the weather with it - but nowhere near as bad as when I have the Covid jab so there's that!

No plans for today, so we'll see where the day takes us.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 5 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday blew in like the Wicked Witch of the West, howling around the rooftops in the early hours & dumping ½ the Irish Sea on us. This is before Storm Amy gets her grotties on us!

This morning has been a bit of a disaster for various reasons which I won't bore you with. It's not done yet though - I have to chase down the folks who supplied the over ox for my MiL's electricity meter in about an hour as they reckon they haven't been paid!!! 🙄🤦‍♂️ Tough you scammers, I have proof it got paid!!
And those folk in the States thought they had problems with angry squirrels!!!!!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

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Picture a red squirrel standing on a thin branch next to the truck of a tree looking very windswept!
The caption reads: "Bit Windy, Innit?"

Credit: DDG find. — Picture a red squirrel standing on a thin branch next to the truck of a tree looking very windswept! The caption reads: "Bit Windy, Innit?" Credit: DDG find.

Picture a squirrel wearing a pre-medieval style leather helmet with eye slits & two horns that point downwards coming from above each ear.
They are carrying a round black shield with a silver rim & boss.
They are also carrying a tiny one handed sword.
The caption reads: "Well now you gone and done it!
You pissed off the squirrel!
Prepare for battle!"

Credit DDG find. — Picture a squirrel wearing a pre-medieval style leather helmet with eye slits & two horns that point downwards coming from above each ear. They are carrying a round black shield with a silver rim & boss. They are also carrying a tiny one handed sword. The caption reads: "Well now you gone and done it! You pissed off the squirrel! Prepare for battle!" Credit DDG find.

Maj1 THE Neuro Spicy Squirrel

@MAJ1@beige.party · 6 months ago

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Friday has bounded in, but seems disappointed that its enthusiasm isn’t shared.
Last seen wandering off in search of coffee muttering about how the weekend gets a far better reception!

Tired this morning despite a decent chunk of sleep.

In theory Steve the washing machine man will be over later today to replace the dodgy pipe, time will tell!

Other than that I have no plans for the da, I will see what the day brings.

But first … Coffee!!

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day #Today ! 😊🫶🖖

@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves