tuning in a few minutes late, i am extremely pleased to see slick talking 50's wiseguys #monsterdon
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oh wait they're not italians they're... what in gods name is that accent #monsterdon
YES bitch enter in a CAPE!!!!!!! #monsterdon
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retvrn to when all scientific disputes were settled by competing masculinities in a rich guy's parlor #monsterdon
hypnotizing this woman until she believes she can do an irish accent, we'll make billions #monsterdon
if you go back in time enough then everyone is just like an irish sea monster floating in the abyss of the cosmos #monsterdon
so the sequence of events is
- astral project this women back in time to when she was an irish sea monster
- summon a dog
- mind control the dog
- the dog is not very mind controlled
- everyone's going to die
so in the movie, if you go back far enough in someone's prior lives, at first it's all fun and games where they speak in a funny accent, but eventually their mind splits and their prior lives just get fully reconstituted and resurrected, piloted by the psyche of the hypnotized person #monsterdon
scene change? SCENE CHANGE?!!! everyone just saw a woman transcend time and flee for their lives from a murderous sea monster and you scene change???? #monsterdon
so the good hypnotist is now convinced of time travel hypnosis, and the two hypnotists are buds, and the conflict in the plot just comes from how the soul jailer hypnotist is addicted to summoning a murderous sea creature through this woman #monsterdon
no wait the conflict in the movie is that the soul jailer hypnotist can't make this woman love him despite being able to scrub her mind freely back and forth through all time and all her prior lives at will, and so he has no choice but to go all the way back to when women were a murderous sea monster species and kill everyone in the present #monsterdon
the one plot hole here is what on earth is going on with the good hypnotist's eyes and why is he always boggling like a rat #monsterdon
last week i asked for a movie that made me go "what the fuck is going on for real" and wow this movie is certainly delivering #monsterdon
ok what is so special about this one woman, why can't the hypnotist with all his mega riches find some other woman who likes being channeled into her sea creature past to murder everyone with #monsterdon
@jonny maybe she is the chosen one, but the sith found it first.
