tuning in a few minutes late, i am extremely pleased to see slick talking 50's wiseguys #monsterdon
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must be a real pain in the ass to coordinate bookings only at carnivals next to haunted lakes #monsterdon
haunted oceans, whatever #monsterdon
man really a hard road trying to make ends meet as a carnival hypnotist soul jailer who is trying to break into the academic establishment to practice hypnotic soul jailing in the hospital #monsterdon
tip to hypnotic soul jailers everywhere: if the cops are questioning you about your role in a murder, don't say suggestively "it was no living thing that killed her"
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the reason i'm wearing a mustache right now is because it's such a good bit and has always been a good bit throughout time. like what are all these guys doing with their faces. why are all their mustaches so goddamn busted? that's just what mustaches are for, for being busted #monsterdon
i'm totally tuning out this entire "men talking to each other through their noses" scene and can only focus on this guy's mustache and how it has carved it out from one narrow tooth-width street below his nose #monsterdon
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though every word was actively repelled from my being, i gathered from that last scene that there is some large sum of money to be made in hypnotic soul jailing but there is an ethical hypnotist who refuses to launder the reputation of soul jailing hypnotists because it sets the scientific field of hypnosis back by generations #monsterdon
taking a wild stab at the plot here: there are dueling hypnotists, a good one and a shady carnival soul jailer one, orbiting a bit sum of money to be made in Big Hypnosis and the attendant merchandising and so on. Then there is also the spirit of femininity manifest in an ancient sea monster that the carnival hypnotist is trying to channel into this women who he has soul jailed. And then they are going to... uh... #monsterdon
STOP and give the person who did the sea monster's KELP HAIR a raise #monsterdon
WHAT is the economic upside of channeling ancient sea monster souls!?!?!?!? #monsterdon
did they make fun of italians in a 1950's racist way by making them go
"pizza's pooped"
"the poopza's peed"
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oh wait they're not italians they're... what in gods name is that accent #monsterdon
YES bitch enter in a CAPE!!!!!!! #monsterdon
rare wikipedia shade
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retvrn to when all scientific disputes were settled by competing masculinities in a rich guy's parlor #monsterdon
hypnotizing this woman until she believes she can do an irish accent, we'll make billions #monsterdon
if you go back in time enough then everyone is just like an irish sea monster floating in the abyss of the cosmos #monsterdon
so the sequence of events is
- astral project this women back in time to when she was an irish sea monster
- summon a dog
- mind control the dog
- the dog is not very mind controlled
- everyone's going to die