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AI6YR Ben
AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Axios: Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom

https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/12/02/drunk-raccoon-virginia-abc-store-break-in

#raccoon #animals #wildlife

Liuqor store with broken bottles everywhere, and a picture of a s***t faced raccoon face down in a bathroom next to a toilet
Liuqor store with broken bottles everywhere, and a picture of a s***t faced raccoon face down in a bathroom next to a toilet
Liuqor store with broken bottles everywhere, and a picture of a s***t faced raccoon face down in a bathroom next to a toilet
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Star Kitty ☆♡
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@Crissy@tech.lgbt replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

@ai6yr omg thx for this post and the LOLS. my face hurts from smiling at the comments u have here 😂
Glad the 🦝 recovered 🥂

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GeePawHill
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

@ai6yr Who'm *I* to judge?

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AI6YR Ben
AI6YR Ben
@ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 4 weeks ago

Better photos (from FB), Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

"🚨 Black Friday Break-In at Ashland ABC Store 🚨
Suspect Apprehended After Liquor-Fueled Rampage
On Saturday morning, Officer Martin responded to an unusual call at the Ashland ABC Store. Upon arrival, she discovered the “suspect” had broken in, ransacked several shelves, and then… passed out in the bathroom.
The suspect?
A very intoxicated raccoon. 🦝🥃
Officer Martin safely secured our masked bandit and transported him back to the shelter to sober up before questioning. After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer.
A big shout-out to Officer Martin for handling this chaotic scene with professionalism and good humor. Just another day in the life at Hanover Animal Protection!"

#raccoon #drunk #alcohol #wildlife

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