Pity this poor raccoon, which, @AssociatedPress reports, went on a drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store and was found next morning, passed out on the bathroom floor. Whomst among us, etc.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
“I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles & went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”
Axios: Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/12/02/drunk-raccoon-virginia-abc-store-break-in
Pity this poor raccoon, which, @AssociatedPress reports, went on a drunken rampage in a Virginia liquor store and was found next morning, passed out on the bathroom floor. Whomst among us, etc.
On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
“I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles & went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”
Axios: Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
https://www.axios.com/local/richmond/2025/12/02/drunk-raccoon-virginia-abc-store-break-in
Good morning, mastodontes!
@Mastodon @mellifluousbox
Can you tell me how I can suggest a #Mastodon app to the joinmastodon website?
Specifically, the #Raccoon app also works with Mastodon 🙏
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.livefast.eattrash.raccoonforfriendica
Good morning, mastodontes!
@Mastodon @mellifluousbox
Can you tell me how I can suggest a #Mastodon app to the joinmastodon website?
Specifically, the #Raccoon app also works with Mastodon 🙏
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.livefast.eattrash.raccoonforfriendica
You look like you are in need of a trash panda!
#raccoon #trashpanda
You look like you are in need of a trash panda!
#raccoon #trashpanda
We’re also looking ahead to what comes next. In another blog post published today, we introduced Mastodon’s new leadership team. Our Executive Director is @mellifluousbox (formerly, CFO of Mastodon gGmbH), who has already represented Mastodon on international stages.
We also shared an organisational update, and a fundraising update, in that blog post.
https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/11/the-future-is-ours-to-build-together/
Good morning, mastodontes!
@Mastodon @mellifluousbox
Can you tell me how I can suggest a #Mastodon app to the joinmastodon website?
Specifically, the #Raccoon app also works with Mastodon 🙏
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.livefast.eattrash.raccoonforfriendica