A cartoon illustration of Mr. and Mrs. Claus eating a cooked elf at their dinner table while other elves watch horrified from outside the window. Caption reads "It was a tradition they eventually grew to see as both barbaric and counterproductive, but in the early days the Clauses started each New Year by cooking the lowest performing elf in the Toy Shop."

A cartoon illustration of Mr. and Mrs. Claus eating a cooked elf at their dinner table while other elves watch horrified from outside the window. Caption reads "It was a tradition they eventually grew to see as both barbaric and counterproductive, but in the early days the Clauses started each New Year by cooking the lowest performing elf in the Toy Shop."

Cover of the ebook Relics From a Traveling Show by K. M. Herkes on a tablet screen, shown against an atrocious pink textured background under a day-glow green graphic reading EBOOK SALE. At the right side is a list of the book contents, namely, whimsy, magic, heroic aunties, treacherous fae, Very Good doggos, and much more. On sale at $0.99. The end date of "in August" is crossed out in bright green and replaced by the words "through September 11" The book cover shows a figure at a desk in a wizard's study filled with arcane books and souvenirs. A window above the desk shows a bucolic landscape, a circus tent and a caravan wagon at sunset.

Cover of the ebook Relics From a Traveling Show by K. M. Herkes on a tablet screen, shown against an atrocious pink textured background under a day-glow green graphic reading EBOOK SALE. At the right side is a list of the book contents, namely, whimsy, magic, heroic aunties, treacherous fae, Very Good doggos, and much more. On sale at $0.99. The end date of "in August" is crossed out in bright green and replaced by the words "through September 11" The book cover shows a figure at a desk in a wizard's study filled with arcane books and souvenirs. A window above the desk shows a bucolic landscape, a circus tent and a caravan wagon at sunset.