As a kid, it seemed perfectly normal for my cartoons and shows that featured characters from other planets or magical worlds to totally have Halloween or Christmas episodes. And almost every one of them had parents who didn't believe Santa really existed, but darned if he really did. #santaclaus
Lisa Melton
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Capitalism. #grickledoodle #capitalism #elves #santaclaus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
Capitalism. #grickledoodle #capitalism #elves #santaclaus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
Claudius Link
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US Forces shoot down Santa
Orange Rapist: "He had a big red sack full of drugs"
#Politics #Military #FascistAmeriKKKa #SantaClaus #WheresSanta
US Forces shoot down Santa
Orange Rapist: "He had a big red sack full of drugs"
#Politics #Military #FascistAmeriKKKa #SantaClaus #WheresSanta
You might not have heard, but the mythology is being perverted anyway this year.
The red-suited white-bearded #CocaCola #SantaClaus now works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement and people on the naughty list get kidnapped off the street and shipped off to other countries.
I kid you not.
I dread to imagine what it is like being a child of immigrants at Christmas in the U.S.A. this year.
I forgot that we now live in a Post-Stross Universe, where what Charlie Stross can imagine is now the upper bound on how positive the future can be.
A couple of hours after I wrote that post, I learned that *in reality* the toadies and Trumpanzees have perverted the #CocaCola #SantaClaus into something well beyond people's pessimistic imaginations.
https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/115776155828082944
American Coca-Cola Santa Claus is a menacing horror figure, now.
♪ "Holidays are coming!"
You might not have heard, but the mythology is being perverted anyway this year.
The red-suited white-bearded #CocaCola #SantaClaus now works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement and people on the naughty list get kidnapped off the street and shipped off to other countries.
I kid you not.
I dread to imagine what it is like being a child of immigrants at Christmas in the U.S.A. this year.
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
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He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta
Parents the world around this year are going to have to come up with some sort of story to cover for when #SantaClaus is held up for hours by U.S.A. Customs and Border Patrol and then openly kidnapped by ICE for traffic violations and placed into a U.S.A. detention camp; meaning that the rest of the world does not get served.
Don't forget, also, that the Santa Trackers are run by U.S.A. companies/military and won't report this. (-:
He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta
Time for my annual watch of The Life and Adventures of #SantaClaus. Tonight seems appropriate #WinterSolstice
This is by far the most #pagan telling of Santa claus I was exposed to as a kid and it stuck with me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_%26_Adventures_of_Santa_Claus_%282000_film%29?wprov=sfla1
jaz :twt: :wales_flag:
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Naughty or nice? Which list will you be on this Christmas?
Do You Believe In Father Christmas?
#flashfiction #Christmas #ghoststories #ChristmasFiction #Paranormal #ShortStory #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus
Naughty or nice? Which list will you be on this Christmas?
Do You Believe In Father Christmas?
#flashfiction #Christmas #ghoststories #ChristmasFiction #Paranormal #ShortStory #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus