Capitalism. #grickledoodle #capitalism #elves #santaclaus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
Capitalism. #grickledoodle #capitalism #elves #santaclaus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror
US Forces shoot down Santa
Orange Rapist: "He had a big red sack full of drugs"
#Politics #Military #FascistAmeriKKKa #SantaClaus #WheresSanta
US Forces shoot down Santa
Orange Rapist: "He had a big red sack full of drugs"
#Politics #Military #FascistAmeriKKKa #SantaClaus #WheresSanta
You might not have heard, but the mythology is being perverted anyway this year.
The red-suited white-bearded #CocaCola #SantaClaus now works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement and people on the naughty list get kidnapped off the street and shipped off to other countries.
I kid you not.
I dread to imagine what it is like being a child of immigrants at Christmas in the U.S.A. this year.
I forgot that we now live in a Post-Stross Universe, where what Charlie Stross can imagine is now the upper bound on how positive the future can be.
A couple of hours after I wrote that post, I learned that *in reality* the toadies and Trumpanzees have perverted the #CocaCola #SantaClaus into something well beyond people's pessimistic imaginations.
https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/115776155828082944
American Coca-Cola Santa Claus is a menacing horror figure, now.
♪ "Holidays are coming!"
You might not have heard, but the mythology is being perverted anyway this year.
The red-suited white-bearded #CocaCola #SantaClaus now works for Immigration and Customs Enforcement and people on the naughty list get kidnapped off the street and shipped off to other countries.
I kid you not.
I dread to imagine what it is like being a child of immigrants at Christmas in the U.S.A. this year.
He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta
Parents the world around this year are going to have to come up with some sort of story to cover for when #SantaClaus is held up for hours by U.S.A. Customs and Border Patrol and then openly kidnapped by ICE for traffic violations and placed into a U.S.A. detention camp; meaning that the rest of the world does not get served.
Don't forget, also, that the Santa Trackers are run by U.S.A. companies/military and won't report this. (-:
He's making a list...
He's checking it twice...
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice...
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #DadJokes #Christmas #MerryChristmas #SantaClaus #FatherChristmas #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #Santa #WaitingForSanta
Time for my annual watch of The Life and Adventures of #SantaClaus. Tonight seems appropriate #WinterSolstice
This is by far the most #pagan telling of Santa claus I was exposed to as a kid and it stuck with me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Life_%26_Adventures_of_Santa_Claus_%282000_film%29?wprov=sfla1
Naughty or nice? Which list will you be on this Christmas?
Do You Believe In Father Christmas?
#flashfiction #Christmas #ghoststories #ChristmasFiction #Paranormal #ShortStory #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus
Naughty or nice? Which list will you be on this Christmas?
Do You Believe In Father Christmas?
#flashfiction #Christmas #ghoststories #ChristmasFiction #Paranormal #ShortStory #FatherChristmas #SantaClaus
with #santaclaus coming up soon just wanted to clear this up #hohoho #yo #arrr #nikolaus
