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King Charles says he will be supportive of police investigations into allegations against his brother, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor. Emails released by the U.S. Department of Justice suggest that Mountbatten-Windsor shared confidential information with his friend, convicted sex-offender Jeffrey Epstein. Here's more from @BBCNews.
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![King Restores British Rule over U.S.
Hugo Burnand
[Photo of King Charles in full regalia]
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across
the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom
reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United
States of America.
“In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have
been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I
couldn't agree more with those chaps.”
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added.
“But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?”
As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said,
“Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”](https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/115/865/755/549/548/168/original/4e0e1008f296f6c4.jpeg)
