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#Satire #Trump #KingCharles #Colonies #alt
Borowitz Report 1/9/25

King Restores British Rule over U.S.
Hugo Burnand
[Photo of King Charles in full regalia]
LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across
the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom
reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United
States of America.
“In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have
been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I
couldn't agree more with those chaps.”
“We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added.
“But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?”
As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said,
“Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.” — King Restores British Rule over U.S. Hugo Burnand [Photo of King Charles in full regalia] LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United States of America. “In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I couldn't agree more with those chaps.” “We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?” As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”

Catherine Schmidt

@lillyfinch@mstdn.social · 2 weeks ago

#Satire #Trump #KingCharles #Colonies #alt
Borowitz Report 1/9/25

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Nonilex

@Nonilex@masto.ai · 3 months ago

And yet the #US hasn’t stripped #Trump of the title of #POTUS

#KingCharles III strips #PrinceAndrew of titles & evicts him from royal residence, palace says

#law #criminal #rape #SexualAbuse #pedophilia #pedo #rapist #JeffreyEpstein #Epstein #EpsteinFiles
https://apnews.com/article/king-charles-prince-andrew-strips-royal-titles-7fad76a46a211ae24b605cbd24e80748?utm_source=onesignal&utm_medium=push&utm_campaign=2025-10-30-Breaking+News

Nonilex

@Nonilex@masto.ai · 3 months ago

And yet the #US hasn’t stripped #Trump of the title of #POTUS

#KingCharles III strips #PrinceAndrew of titles & evicts him from royal residence, palace says

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@Luminous_J@queer.cool · 4 months ago

A video mocking Donald #Trump and his relationship with the late paedophile Jeffrey #Epstein is being projected on to the side of Windsor Castle, including Photographs of Virginia Giuffre, Epstein and Ghislaine #Maxwell and a handwritten note of Trump to Epstein. 👇🏻

Brits are the best! 🧡

(Source: Skynews)

#UK #Trumpvisit #KingCharles

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An image of Trump and Epstein being projected on the Windsor castle.

An image of Virginia Giuffre being projected on the Windsor castle.

A picture of Jeffrey and Ghislaine being projected on the Windsor castle.

A handwritten message of Trump: "To Jeff, you're the greatest" being projected on the Windsor castle.

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Nonilex

@Nonilex@masto.ai · 4 months ago

What #law did they break? Turning on a light?

Four people were arrested on Tuesday following a projection of images of Donald #Trump alongside sex offender #JeffreyEpstein onto the royal #WindsorCastle, where the #US President [& adjudicated #rapist] is set to be hosted by #KingCharles during his state visit to #Britain.