Josie an eight month old kitten grand white tuxedo picture from her shoulders up. She is sleeping with her head on its side a top her crossed front paws. Yes it is Caturday. Leave me alone.

Josie an eight month old kitten grand white tuxedo picture from her shoulders up. She is sleeping with her head on its side a top her crossed front paws. Yes it is Caturday. Leave me alone.

ian bremmer @ @ianbremmer - 1h J nyc subway goes america first Photo in NYC subway. A large chalk board surrounded by subway tile someone wrote: WE DON’T WANT GREENLAND WE WANT HEALTHCARE

ian bremmer @ @ianbremmer - 1h J nyc subway goes america first Photo in NYC subway. A large chalk board surrounded by subway tile someone wrote: WE DON’T WANT GREENLAND WE WANT HEALTHCARE

1950’s mom with a bow in her hair, whipping up eggs with a whisk. “No, you can't have Greenland yet, You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet.”

1950’s mom with a bow in her hair, whipping up eggs with a whisk. “No, you can't have Greenland yet, You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet.”

1950’s mom with a bow in her hair, whipping up eggs with a whisk. “No, you can't have Greenland yet, You haven't even finished your Venezuela yet.”

King Restores British Rule over U.S. Hugo Burnand [Photo of King Charles in full regalia] LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United States of America. “In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I couldn't agree more with those chaps.” “We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?” As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”

King Restores British Rule over U.S. Hugo Burnand [Photo of King Charles in full regalia] LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—In a move that was widely hailed across the free world, on Friday King Charles Ill of the United Kingdom reasserted British rule over the colonies formerly known as the United States of America. “In recent days, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller have been advocating a muscular return to colonialism,” the monarch said. “I couldn't agree more with those chaps.” “We lost the colonies because our King went insane,” Charles added. “But now the shoe's on the other bloody foot, isn't it?” As for what this change in status would mean for Trump, the King said, “Perhaps he could room with his old chum, my idiot brother.”

WOW | CAN'T BELIEVE A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT DID WHAT THE LAST 3 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTS DID AND LAUNCHED US INTO A RECESSION AND A USELESS WAR FOR OIL.

Three panel drawing on soft grays. A dark grey cat standing and looking at viewer next to a soft red 2025 . Next panel looking down at 2025. Third, knocking it off the table

Three panel drawing on soft grays. A dark grey cat standing and looking at viewer next to a soft red 2025 . Next panel looking down at 2025. Third, knocking it off the table

TO EVERYONE WORKING ON CHRISTMAS: THE NURSES, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GAS STATION CLERKS, THE TRUCK DRIVERS, THE CAREGIVERS, THE POLICE OFFICERS, 9 THANK YOU, YOUR SACRIFICE. IT DOESN’TGO UNNOTICED.

TO EVERYONE WORKING ON CHRISTMAS: THE NURSES, THE FIREFIGHTERS, THE GAS STATION CLERKS, THE TRUCK DRIVERS, THE CAREGIVERS, THE POLICE OFFICERS, 9 THANK YOU, YOUR SACRIFICE. IT DOESN’TGO UNNOTICED.