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Did some vegan-friendly hunting for our breakfast this morning.

Unlike the chasseurs around here with their noisy dogs and guns and hi-vis vests, I stalked my prey in complete silence and, armed only with my bare hands, went up against an adversary that actually fought back.

In the early morning light I stealthily approached the #blackberry bushes. I stared down the tiny spiders on their dewy webs as I did my #foraging

My hands are stained and bleeding, but there shall be #pancakes

Did some vegan-friendly hunting for our breakfast this morning.

Unlike the chasseurs around here with their noisy dogs and guns and hi-vis vests, I stalked my prey in complete silence and, armed only with my bare hands, went up against an adversary that actually fought back.

In the early morning light I stealthily approached the #blackberry bushes. I stared down the tiny spiders on their dewy webs as I did my #foraging

My hands are stained and bleeding, but there shall be #pancakes