I like the idea of this one, personally.
Iguana Tacos/Burritos
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I like the idea of this one, personally.
Iguana Tacos/Burritos
I like the idea of this one, personally.
Iguana Tacos/Burritos
If you're a furloughed federal worker
Running out of cash
Wait right here I tell you
Stop digging through the trash
Since you live in Florida
There's a thing I've got to say
There's a way to feed your family
And you won't have to pay
Because it's so dang frosty
Iguanas fall from trees
If you need some dinner
Just bend over on your knee!
Find yourself a nice fat lizard
Stunned in the cold
And here's some handy recipes
That won't get old!
Iguana stew if fanciful
And will keep your kids bellies full
Maybe an iguana burrito
That's no bull
So what if the Feds won't pay you
And you can't pay for food
Frozen iguanas from heaven!
Will put everyone in a good mood!
Just load 'em up in your vehicle
On the way back from the food bank
Make sure to clean and skin them
After whacking them with a plank
Your tummy will be happy
Even if your wallet is not
Your kids won't have to starve
Because of this recipe I have taught!
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