@mastodonmigration I guess it’s more politics adjacent that directly political but Blow Up The Pokies by The Whitlams protesting the way gambling is embedded in Australian society and a major source of tax revenue is so powerful (pokies is Australian for poker machines/slot machines)

https://youtu.be/7B49zI5UrAQ

Readying my soundboard for when the lizard appears tonight.

https://lizard.click/

#Monsterdon

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Bear Arms Pin. Just think, the $400 million it will take to build Trump's ballroom could instead be used to arm every single bear in the United States. The Founding Fathers must be rolling in their graves.
https://collabs.shop/l1zzmv

@TheConversationUS
PE classes in high school never did me any good. The long walks across town in those days did much more for my health and fitness.
The key to longstanding fitness is to integrate beneficial physical activity into everyday life.
Fitness is best when it is not viewed as something on the side that you feel obliged to do.

I wanted to go to sleep two hours ago, but my playlist ended up on Maphra, and I'm sitting here since, listening to her on repeat.

It will be hard to stop.

Readying my soundboard for when the lizard appears tonight.

https://lizard.click/

#Monsterdon

Dear real internet.

Because search is so terrible and failing me: do you know of any LibreOffice Calc ChartType Add-ins?

Basically the selection of chart types is pretty rotten and I'd like to be able to generate other things.

But I can't find anything.

And it would surprise me greatly if such a customisation had never been achieved before. Especially since the in built options are so basic.

#help #libreoffice #chart #graphics #data

@kirakira for some reason i thought foxdragon kira had a ziggy stardust face tat and this would be a fun backstory for that thing my brain made up. ~human kira cute though~

@fetchezlavache @admins He liked it, but now he wants to try L-chiki. (Lawson used to be ubiquitous when I first arrived in Japan, now I don't even know where I can find one, all the ones that were near home or work have closed)

@slims I actually do it almost entirely on my laptop, so yeah, they're all on me. ;p

I have Tsurukame installed, but I find myself typoing even HARDER on it because of softkeyboard shenanigans that it just felt frustrating to use. "Oh, we see you added an extra space there, fuck you!"

To paraphrase Ralph Wiggum, "Me slow down? That's unpossible!"

@ShiitakeToast
> d I always assumed that it was like “American” accents (too many to count)

Like English and Irish accents too. Even in a small place like Aotearoa (pop. 5 million-ish), there is regional variation in accents.

> I just didn’t know any Australians with the TV accent

They probably exist. But it's probably based on Crocodile Dundee, which was an intentionally strong rural accent. Whereas Ozzies you meet outside Oz are most like urban, with more urbane accents.

@mcc @SKleefeld

Social anxiety ? The new pandemic that comes ?

Famimart literally got you covered

@NanoRaptor hehe, that's cool, because I remember some pixels being 1mm

"The police in Greenland are investigating the case of a lone man from Las Vegas who goes by Cliff. Locals said he had offered money to Greenlanders to join the United States." Gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/world/europe/greenland-mysterious-offer-american.html?unlocked_article_code=1.hlA.2lPU.e1uKkGJfjj6F&smid=url-share

@dangillmor and someone would ask them if they still use this "AI" tool...

@David @admins a wholesome tale !

And what is his verdict ?

That is NOT a golden calf. How awful people are!! Clearly, it's a tin-plated turd!

https://crooksandliars.com/2026/05/maga-evangelicals-bless-trumps-golden