If you've got a device that's not working quite right and isn't very reliable, it's perfectly normal to buy a second one that has a completely different set of problems so you can attempt to combine them, right? Asking for a me.

oh thank god that the surgery that we never cared about happened entirely offscreen and everythign is fine so now that the principles can leave #monsterdon

ok cool after beating up the invaders it's revealed that everyone else has not been drugging their dinks anyway because everyone else has been able to fend off the orc guy shakedowns, and the men are now... empowered.. to do something... and we have learned.. to not drug the men, however slavery remains unquestioned, and ahhh uhhh #monsterdon

Is your Mastodon timeline too empty or too full? Are you seeing stuff you don't want to, and missing stuff you do want to see? Is your timeline overwhelmed by someone who shares too many posts?

These and lots more timeline problems are solved in the "How to customise your Mastodon timeline" guide:

➡️ https://fedi.tips/does-mastodon-and-the-fediverse-use-algorithms-does-it-start-pushing-stuff-at-me-based-on-my-interactions

#FediTips #Mastodon

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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
https://www.propublica.org/article/alex-pretti-shooting-cbp-agents-identified-jesus-ochoa-raymundo-gutierrez?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=mastodon-post

#News #Minneapolis #AlexPretti #Immigration #Protest #CBP #BorderPatrol

i sort of love the men as a sort of zergling swarm!!! #monsterdon

P.P.S. The mainstream news is utterly failing to meet the moment. Nothing about the allegations of the Epstein Files are top headline news right now, in fact it's all rather buired.

What the actual fuck!

This should be front-of-the-page highlighted banner stuff with an extra-large font:

EXPLOSIVE ALLEGATIONS RESURFACE INVOLVING THE WORLD’S RICH & POWERFUL

Instead, merely business as usual. 🤬

(2nd video in another reply)

I don't have the link handy, but I saw in passing earlier today someone suggest that this was actually the biggest scandal of the entire world in the last several hundred years.

I think that may actually be true. From a certain point of view, all of the "crazies" who have believed in the conspiracy theory that there is a secret global cabal of sick perverts running everything were…correct?

8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon

Video: Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) | No More Secret Police | 0:43

What we want is in these next two weeks is to just make ICE follow the law. No more of these roving patrols.... where they're demanding that Americans show their papers. That's what happened in Stalin's Russia... What we want is for ICE to identify themselves. No more secret police. And we want accountability for these crimes... All we are demanding is that ICE behave legally, lawfully and morally...

#ICE