@davidgerard the browser engine so promising that Anthropic stole most of it for a PR stunt that only served to demonstrate their LLMs can take every piece of a working browser engine and slop out a browser engine that doesn’t work at all

weirdly enough Anthropic hasn’t donated to servo even though they have more than enough budget to do a full marketing campaign for their plagiarized version of servo that doesn’t work

Slowly, he pulled together recollections of a sexy voice, a basement, the taste of blood… he sat bolt upright, grabbing instinctively for the gun under his pillow.
--from The Last Lady of Lună

Trump says DHS will “de-escalate” https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0q425vg4qzo

#USPol

@davidgerard how dare you imply there’s anything the matter with JiaTanBot, the fleet of LLM agents that have access to all of your credentials on all your systems all at once

anyway it’s named cokebot now to reflect our commitment to make it cheaper and less addictive

@catsalad
Definite fren. Must snuggle.

@TheBreadmonkey My wood stove.

@akent a bit of endearing racism for the SV tech bros!

It's Friday!! Make sure you let a cat smack you in the face this weekend. You know... for good luck. 😸

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon

@arstechnica At the rate he's going this idiot will get the Darwin Award, though one named after Herman Cain might be more appropriate.

@greatlaketrout It's my superpower

I’m currently looking for a full-time or contract work in SRE / DevOps / IT Operations.
Portland, OR. Open to hybrid, on-site, or remote. Willing to relocate to Seattle.
Schedule: Any

Tools: Python, Bash, PowerShell, Terraform, Jenkins, Puppet, Ansible, Splunk, Grafana, BigPanda
CI/CD: Jenkins, Bitbucket, container builds with Docker/Podman, deployments to Openshift.

I have worked as an IT Operations Engineer in enterprise production environments, supporting on-prem VMware (RHEL and Windows) alongside Azure and AWS. My role included on-call rotations and incident command for high-severity outages.

My responsibilities included monitoring, alert triage, and root cause analysis across infrastructure and application layers, coordinating with infrastructure, development, and product teams to isolate failures, restore service, and prevent recurrence.

My focus was developing Python tooling for automation and production support, with Ansible used for routine infrastructure tasks.

I worked extensively with Splunk, Grafana, and BigPanda, building dashboards for investigation, event correlation, and metrics and trends.

Additional experience includes:

Terraform for cloud provisioning and Puppet for configuration enforcement

Network troubleshooting across Cisco and Arista environments

Production database support: Oracle, SQL Server, MongoDB, Postgres

My DM’s are open! Feel free to message me for my resume.

Git: github.com/Aleph0x
Web: https://www.al3f.com

#fedihire #hiring #getfedihired #sre #DevOps #SysADmin

@RandomCanuck lol, some yahoo lying on me got his yahoo admin running a server with 133 people to block my account server wide. It's not that traumatic.

@catsalad @dev
I also tried “hey, bobbo!”

I never hurt when I hit, except when I hit a whale or something of that sort

@AnarchoNinaWrites palantir bringing us back full circle to arpanet

@stefan
Someone should advise her to refuse illegal orders.

Hong Kong Banks to See Wealth ‘Windfall’ as Fees Jump, BI Says
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-28/hong-kong-banks-to-see-wealth-windfall-as-fees-jump-bi-says?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Emerging Markets @emerging-markets-bloomberg

@dbarros yep, haha

@thomasfuchs

@bflipp Yeah, she took off right after him.