@Mabande @mekkaokereke Maybe it's from seeing the Ralph Bakshi movie before I read the books (um, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, and maybe a third of the Two Towers before I was bored stiff), but I always thought the orcs were stand-ins for the Wehrmacht.
Maybe I should build a chode-trap dating site and call it Lovecraft. All I need is some bro to be my face for the VCs and the money will just roll in.