wonder what the 1,600 fossil fuel lobbyists are doing at #COP30 today
@Federation_Bot
@ecosystems is there a definition somewhere for the terms you use? 1.9 million maintainers it says. What exactly is a maintainer according to ecosyste.ms?
@neil we did not see the white smoke emerge from Cupertino
@hipsterelectron same 
i do blame the awful bed at my place for this partially but not like i can do much about it
i do blame the awful bed at my place for this partially but not like i can do much about it
@hipsterelectron meant to write bed not bad i'm still sleepy i think
So I'm thinking about how much I love my small fridge and start to eye the stove.
I do not need four burners. Two is enough. I do not need the oven. Period. I don't use it. I have a very nice, large toaster oven. It's more precise, uses less energy. (and you don't need to bend over)
So, why can't I just have a two burner range with half the width and GAIN counter-space and more storage again?
I've searched far and wide. I would need to buy a "nautical stove" made for a boat!
Better yet? Give me a two burner stove and half-sized dishwasher combo unit.
People would love this in any place where kitchens are small like large cities.
It feels like nothing was made to fit.
NEWS: China bought nearly a million tons of US soybeans, breaking an apparent pause, in a fresh signal that Beijing remains committed to its trade truce with Washington, per Bloomberg.
Le belle notizie dell'attivismo, quella situazione a cui ho vagamente menzionato si sta risolvendo con una presa di posizione verso l3 artist3 e contro le AI.
Non bastano le emoji a dire quanto sono felice 💖😭😂
I hate this weather. I hate the ten-day forecast even more!
Moose looks t BBC forecast for Edinburgh... Hm, not too bad: two days of sunshine... ah, +3C to -3C day/night, not so wonderful. Followed by: OMG Twelve Days Of Rain (with occasional snow). 3:O((>
You have my sincere sympathy.
Federation Bot
boosted
@creating
#tdc5058 #ds106 #DailyCreate
Dogs Without Cats -- the new single -- Bury The Bones
Mastodon gGmbH has just issued a new blogpost:
➡️ https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/11/the-future-is-ours-to-build-together
Some highlights:
- Eugen has stepped down as head, his replacement is @mellifluousbox (Eugen will continue as an advisor)
- Mastodon gGmbH and its US-based 501(c)(3) intend to transition to a Belgian non-profit and transfer their assets there
- Eugen has sold his Mastodon-related assets (including the trademark) to the 501(c)(3) for €1 million, these will eventually be transferred to the Belgian non-profit
Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #Mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I intend to stay on and continue to advise the new leadership and contribute, because Mastodon—and the fediverse—is one of the very few beacons of hope for a better web.
https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/11/my-next-chapter-with-mastodon/
@Gargron Thanks for everything and enjoy the next chapter :)
can we have a mastodon ceo where it's easily and internationally understood how their last name is pronounced?
felix hlatky: no
eugen rochko: no
@ErikUden people manage to mispronounce even the simplest names :D
Team, I just discovered that the Heeler house hold are yeast extract-based savoury spread traitors.
There's fucking Marmite in their fridge.
MARMITE.
What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?
@MattHatton looks like Vegemite to my eyes, OG Marmite is a round jar with a round label, the far superior Vegemite is a cylinder with a diamond
@s0 @ThermiteBeGiants @aurynn @futzle well it's not that they're an amazingly great group but I do like the Pinetime as a piece of hardware, and it's pretty cheap, and just made me think that the Pebble OS would be good on it. It seems a bit odd that it's apparently dependent on one particular group to make the hardware when there are definitely other examples out there.
"whois is a kind of repository". Awfully wrong, of course, but I noticed that .lu don't give a lot of details via whois, even, for corporations (try whois microsoft.lu)
"It is hard to notify people of security issues. There is a standard security.txt [RFC 9116] but nobody uses it."
Correction, I do: https://www.bortzmeyer.org/.well-known/security.txt
