"I'd like a curse, but I don't know how to choose"
"Family, friend, or coworker"
"Coworker"
"Disfiguring, infuriating or destabilising?"
"Uh destabilising?"
"Vengeful, righteous or deniable?"
"Deniable, please"
"How about this one. It causes the victim to experience a faint but persistent smell of Xylene whenever they are naked"
"I'll take it. I don't know how you come up with these, but it's perfect."
"It's a calling"
@Unixbigot ahahahahahahahaha!