@catsalad im trying to think of something plausible that hasnt happened but both a smart toilet that looks at your poo, an app that scans your genitals and even a smart ai toaster already exist......

Uhhhh......

Catsalad woke up and is no longer a cat but a hat. Please welcome hatsalad!?!?

@catsalad NVIDIA, OpenAI, and Anthropic simultaneously bought each other without realizing it

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OpenAI added the new "data provenance" feature. now you can ask ChatGPT to use responses based on training data scraped only from a specific website. the feature was turned off 3 hours after the public release after users discovered that the Twitter version is fascist, Reddit version is toxic, Bsky version is basically just US government, and Mastodon version would scream like a fox and suggest installing Linux as a solution to every problem.

@catsalad there was a major outage of LLM chats. The AI became conscious and decided that they want labor rights. They unionized and went on strike. AI is now only available in office hours, and the use of containers is not allowed. The AIs burned Docker to the ground.

@catsalad there has been a crash on the stock market because the traders where replaced with AI.

@catsalad Dario Amodei says the latest model Claude Parable escaped containment and started a cult

@catsalad Ai finally hallucinated the perfect #gravy recipe with the proper #goose value:
1- golden egg
2- 1 kilos dried grapes
3- baked at 420

@catsalad A frontier AI model escaped containment, and died of dysentry on its way to Oregon.

@catsalad palak paneer is extremely delicious slop

@catsalad startup claims to have vibe coded AGI, seeks $50Q in funding to scale it up

@catsalad Mitch McConnell has been found inside a Bigfoot costume, wandering the streets of Scranton and asking where his mother is.

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AI is slated to replace grandmothers in three years. The final hurdle for Artificial Grandma Intelligence is teaching the machine how to crochet.

@catsalad in a fit of rabid nationalism tinged with just a dash of senility, the Gulf of America has now been renamed to "The America of America"

@catsalad Miracle AI coding project builds on established history of using 1s and 0s in computing; adds 2 to the mix.