I’m thinking about creating an audiobook that comes in the form of nonsensical short tracks that can be shuffled to tell a different story each time.

Kelly expanded her arms like a flying squirrel and whispered...

"Who wants to get slimy?"

Bruce climbed out of his bunker and exclaimed...

"Cuddle party starts at noon!"

Gwendolyn retorted with an emphatic sigh...

"Sloppy papa on deck!"

Thank you, lovely people, for making social media such a pleasure this Sunday morning:

* Here is something cool I made
* Look at my new blogpost
* Oops I took some risque photos - how do I look?
* I've just replaced a part in my computer
* I found this academic article on frogs interesting
* I have written a new book chapter

And that's just one of you!

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I have a confession

I missed whatever the initial gravy joke was

but I will take everyone's word for it that it is very funny

Presumably Social Security will next send out an email offering a discount on Trump's new perfume, and his meme coins.

omg it cites me as the source

I have ascended