Presumably Social Security will next send out an email offering a discount on Trump's new perfume, and his meme coins.
omg it cites me as the source
I have ascended
dear mlb,
no one cares about the home run derby. hope this helps
+ Can't hit a long ball off a corn dog stick.
+ If they all hit the bleachers, the players aren't playing.
+ Ain't no seeds in the bullpen when the derby's in town.
+ Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go bore some people.
+ If you catch a tray of nacho chips, don't add too much cheese #gravy , or it won't want to leave.
On an #IETF mailing list about glue in the #DNS: "Glue is sticky and annoying and gets everywhere and is hard to clean up, but without glue in the right places your DNS falls apart all over the carpet. Changing the type of glue can only help so much. What you really need to do is to be careful when handling it."
Common or garden butt-plug
i didn’t read mastodon for a few days, why is everything #gravy?
Gravy is soup that you eat with a fork.

In the gravy 🎶
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the gravy 🎵
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the gravy 🪩
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the gravy 🎶

Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the #gravy
And probably will be for life
This dude is a handsome devil, to be sure, but he is _dangerous_.
Gravy, James Gravy.
#Gravy
I don't know why half the fediverse is talking about #gravy, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.