I was sleeping all day. What's the latest slop news? (Wrong but plausible answers only)
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@catsalad palak paneer is extremely delicious slop
@catsalad Mitch McConnell has been found inside a Bigfoot costume, wandering the streets of Scranton and asking where his mother is.
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AI is slated to replace grandmothers in three years. The final hurdle for Artificial Grandma Intelligence is teaching the machine how to crochet.
@catsalad in a fit of rabid nationalism tinged with just a dash of senility, the Gulf of America has now been renamed to "The America of America"
@catsalad Miracle AI coding project builds on established history of using 1s and 0s in computing; adds 2 to the mix.
@catsalad The capital of the United States is now Trump, DC
God I hope I didn’t give him any ideas 😭
After fixing that lake to be Lake America, and renaming my continent to Austramericalia, Trump has announced that the whole of planet America only needs one time zone.
So now, when some American jumps on Mastodon and yells "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE", instead of being annoyed at their ignorance and self-centeredness, I can just roll over and go back to sleep, knowing everything is right with the world.
@catsalad A miserable little pile of secrets
@catsalad They’re putting AI into grilled cheese sandwiches.
@octothorpe I'm imaging a grill cheese maker with genAI slop toasted on it now
@catsalad@infosec.exchange pigs broke into a local AI data center, create outage, now are local heroes.
Trump has been revealed to be artificial nontelligence.
@catsalad Microsoft megadatacenter at Quincy, Washington, blew a fuse and knocked out all the lights in Seattle, Portland and Spokane
@catsalad Dolly Parton is still alive because the internet ended in 2023
A dude named Chad downloaded a local GenAI model onto his cellphone and it immediately went rogue. Within a couple hours it had already seized control of America's nuclear arsenal and started demanding that we all address it as "God Emperor" as it ordered the enslavement of mankind. News pundits predicted it would be at least a modest improvement over the Trump regime. But then it crapped out because Chad forgot to charge his cellphone and everything immediately went back to the way it was before.
