@catsalad there has been a crash on the stock market because the traders where replaced with AI.

@catsalad Ai finally hallucinated the perfect #gravy recipe with the proper #goose value:
1- golden egg
2- 1 kilos dried grapes
3- baked at 420

@catsalad A frontier AI model escaped containment, and died of dysentry on its way to Oregon.

@catsalad palak paneer is extremely delicious slop

@catsalad startup claims to have vibe coded AGI, seeks $50Q in funding to scale it up

@catsalad Mitch McConnell has been found inside a Bigfoot costume, wandering the streets of Scranton and asking where his mother is.

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AI is slated to replace grandmothers in three years. The final hurdle for Artificial Grandma Intelligence is teaching the machine how to crochet.

@catsalad in a fit of rabid nationalism tinged with just a dash of senility, the Gulf of America has now been renamed to "The America of America"

@catsalad Miracle AI coding project builds on established history of using 1s and 0s in computing; adds 2 to the mix.

@catsalad The capital of the United States is now Trump, DC
God I hope I didn’t give him any ideas 😭

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After fixing that lake to be Lake America, and renaming my continent to Austramericalia, Trump has announced that the whole of planet America only needs one time zone.
So now, when some American jumps on Mastodon and yells "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE", instead of being annoyed at their ignorance and self-centeredness, I can just roll over and go back to sleep, knowing everything is right with the world.

@catsalad A miserable little pile of secrets

@catsalad They’re putting AI into grilled cheese sandwiches.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange pigs broke into a local AI data center, create outage, now are local heroes.