@mattblaze We used to put unsettling amounts of formaldehyde in milk before the FDA was a thing, so given how our agencies have been hollowed out, this kind of labeling might be an early harbinger of the throwback from dairy hell.

@mattblaze 100% climate damage and animal exploitation didn't go so well in the focus group stage.

@mattblaze Semi-seriously, the dairy industry has many times in many jurisdictions tried to reserve the word "milk" to themselves, preventing people from using terms like "almond milk" etc, with limited success. This just seems like they've given up on the lawsuits and are going with snark/passive aggression.

@mattblaze Gotta watch out for AI cows generating AI milk 😄 :-)

@mattblaze same thought comes to mind with Lays "made with real potatoes" potato chips.

@mattblaze “My ‘not involved in human trafficking’ shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

@mattblaze Do you know how much work it is milking imaginary cows? And their milk doesn;t taste very good either.

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circular error vision
"100% milk from real cows"
a kmart dystopia

#haiQu are short poems composed from found phrases, inspired by #haiku #senryu

@mattblaze M A L K

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First there was whale milking in "The Deep Range".

Now:
https://www.deepseadairy.com/process.html

"only the healthiest and heartiest whales are selected for milking.

We're guided by our ethics. We never use hormones to promote milk letdown.
Milking takes place in the shallow warm lagoons of the Sea of Cortez. Our trained divers ensure the process smooth, efficient and stress-free for the whales. It's essential that we leave behind enough milk for the mothers' calves…"

@mattblaze LOL! 😃

@mattblaze Behold AI cows

@mattblaze milk from AI cows tastes like shit.

@mattblaze Is that Lactaid? I seem to remember something like that on their label. It was the only milk I could handle, back when I used to drink the stuff. Nowadays, I buy the little bottle of whatever, just to make eggs fluffy.