@mattblaze dairy producers got litigious about non dairy products using the term milk, and lost

@mattblaze there was a somewhat short lived kids' cereal called cröönchy stars, with (licensed) Muppets Swedish Chef branding, and on the side above the ingredients list it said "contains no glass shards or pachyderms: the other cereals may not contain these either, but if they don't why don't they say so?" and that bit of insidious propaganda has stayed with me ever since.

@mattblaze I learned recently that the "real" purpose of "kosher milk" was to have someone (a rabbi) monitoring the cow->bottle->home process to insure that no one pees into the milk (to express hatred of Jews), which apparently was once common enough to be a problem.

@mattblaze as opposed to milk from AI generated cows

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Woohoo, no hamsters!

... yet 😂

I'm imagining a shady dairy with a bunch of goats in ill-fitting cow costumes.