Meanwhile in Phrygia
Walkie-talkie: Gold donkey, this is rust bunny. target spotted. looks pretty shitfaced, do we proceed over?
walkie-talkie: "rust bunny, this is gold donkey, proceed. over."
cat: "we're on."
KITTY ODYSSEUS IN: SILENUS
NANANANA
HEYHEYHEY
GOOOODBYEEE
Silenus trips and falls.
The cats surround him and put a net over him.
Midas: "WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL. The uh... wise- philosopher- satyr- Silenus"
Midas: "Are we 100% sure this is him?"
Cat: "Oh, it's him"
Silenus: "The not so wise king Midas. What do you want?"
Midas: "I outsmarted and captured you. That means you must answer my question."
Silenus: "Is that how it works? Did you hear that in a youtube video?"
Midas is angry.
Silenus: "relax guy, i'm just fucking with you. ask your question."
Midas: "What is the best?"
Silenus: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
FOOLISH FELINE, KITTEN OF MISERY AND CHANCE. THE BEST IS NOT TO BE BORN.
BUT FOR YOU - THE SECOND BEST:
IS TO DIE SOON.