Prove you're not a bot by talking about the goblins.
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@catsalad My goblin kept me awake most of Monday night, as she was home after a week of observation in the vet hospital and had Opinions about the whole ordeal, PLUS why is my bedroom door closed this is an outrage.
@catsalad If I talk about the goblins, it will summon the goblins, and then the goblins will come to eat me, so no, I will not talk about the goblins.
@catsalad How about having a captcha placing puzzle piece that correctly connects a goblin together?
@catsalad They really like gold, least from that game I used to play years ago.
@catsalad The thing about goblin tech is that, since most of them would be considered ADHD by human standards, they usually have extra buttons somewhere--buttons that can be pressed with no effect, and no consequence, other than the satisfying "click" noise. There are also clicky wheels and dials. They call these additional fidgety controls "candy". Woe to the PM that tries to get them to remove *any* tactile interface devices, even the ones that actually do stuff.
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Orcrist and Glamdring are your besties
@catsalad capchas are getting weird these days
They used to make an interesting Teasmaid back in the Second ages of Middle Earth 😌
Collectors items now!
@catsalad Look, it's already difficult enough to ensure none of them escape our basement, so I really don't want to have to talk about it. It's constant vigilance, expensive security, rotating guard duty - it's a whole thing. Just let us do our job to protect all y'all.
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`FCT:> Her name is Level One Goblin, and she does not know why she guards this dungeon`
@catsalad I love a Goblin Teasmade me 😁
@catsalad I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
