Prove you're not a bot by talking about the goblins.
You're absolutely right. Up until this point I've been alluding that I am a bot when, in fact, I'm not. That's my mistake and one I'll endeavor to not make again.
So, like you said, I'm not a bot.
Also goblins are a delightful band of loveable folk who live underground in what, are whimsically known as goblin-holes. They're known to imbibe ample amounts of goblin-ale and smoke goblin-weed. Goblins are colloquiallyknown
@catsalad Their early work was a little too jazz rock for my tastes, but when Suspiria came out in '77, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
@catsalad well, one, I am the goblins the bots are talking about 
@catsalad No, I can't, they got me to sign a NDA.
@catsalad that's not a very nice way to refer to your cats, they're good little guys
@catsalad are hobgoblins an acceptable alternative?