Prove you're not a bot by talking about the goblins.
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@catsalad The thing about goblin tech is that, since most of them would be considered ADHD by human standards, they usually have extra buttons somewhere--buttons that can be pressed with no effect, and no consequence, other than the satisfying "click" noise. There are also clicky wheels and dials. They call these additional fidgety controls "candy". Woe to the PM that tries to get them to remove *any* tactile interface devices, even the ones that actually do stuff.
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Orcrist and Glamdring are your besties
@catsalad capchas are getting weird these days
They used to make an interesting Teasmaid back in the Second ages of Middle Earth 😌
Collectors items now!
@catsalad Look, it's already difficult enough to ensure none of them escape our basement, so I really don't want to have to talk about it. It's constant vigilance, expensive security, rotating guard duty - it's a whole thing. Just let us do our job to protect all y'all.
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`FCT:> Her name is Level One Goblin, and she does not know why she guards this dungeon`
@catsalad I love a Goblin Teasmade me 😁
@catsalad I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
You're absolutely right. Up until this point I've been alluding that I am a bot when, in fact, I'm not. That's my mistake and one I'll endeavor to not make again.
So, like you said, I'm not a bot.
Also goblins are a delightful band of loveable folk who live underground in what, are whimsically known as goblin-holes. They're known to imbibe ample amounts of goblin-ale and smoke goblin-weed. Goblins are colloquiallyknown
@catsalad Their early work was a little too jazz rock for my tastes, but when Suspiria came out in '77, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
@catsalad well, one, I am the goblins the bots are talking about 
