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imagine how productive this group could be if everyone wasn't constantly putting their entire bodies in locked rooms or quicksand or enchanted pools #monsterdon
quick, everyone, to the top of this matte painting! #monsterdon
i wondered how there could be 30 minutes left in the movie and it turns out the answer is "climbing this fucking mountain" #monsterdon
yeah there are events occurring, and there are some weird and goofy guys, but somehow it isn't any fun and is just tedious #monsterdon
aren't we ramping up an entire society for war right now or what is going on with that, isn't scouting an entrance just the first stage of a larger plan or what. what the fuck are the doctor and this little girl doing back here. they spent 15 minutes on this fucking sewer cave plot and they are just going to abandon it for magicing their way in. we aren't even doing anything with the entire setup of the twink society like giving them some underlying value system that might result in their pacificism and affect how they navigate the sewage tunnel and given them unlikely advantages. how do you do so little with what you spend the whole time setting up #monsterdon
12 minutes remaining and we are spending two of them convincing this guy to jump over a ravine #monsterdon
wartime production kicked in over the last 4 minutes and we are now a fully equipped and trained battallion of mirror warriors #monsterdon
WHY is this guy having so much trouble with this RAVINE #monsterdon
PLEASE throwing the rope at the robot is so good #monsterdon
they make the daleks these totally impotent comical enemies and then do nothing with that. like it's funny how much they suck and the humans have absolutely no problem handling them, but they still run and hide and pretend like they're about to die #monsterdon
oh great so we could have just run over and grabbed them and pointed them at each other the whole time cool nice #monsterdon
as far as i've been able to see the gas does nothing to the humanoids, it just instakills the daleks. respawn and choose a different loadout jesus christ #monsterdon
"our work here is done we hope you have learned the empowering nature of constant war and uh" #monsterdon
the reason why the "goodbye" scene is so hollow is that not only did they not characterize any of the twink colony, they didn't even characterize any of the leads to give a hint as to why they would give a shit about any of this #monsterdon
and the movie ends with no comment on anything that happened in the movie and no development in the plot, characters, or setting being acknowledged #monsterdon
