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alright you jokers what the hell is this movie #monsterdon
i have left every experience of people trying to get me to like dr who bored to tears, so now i guess is another chance to like this thing that everyone else seems to like #monsterdon
@jonny Oh, no, there’s no possibility of that here. #Monsterdon
so far i'm rooting for this woman's hair, everyone else including the woman underneath it i can take or leave #monsterdon
the janky ass dr who box is incapable of scanning for signs of life like large concentrations of electromagnetic radiation or heat sources or terraforming over some local time window, it just shows up in a random spot and they may or may not discover the massive city right next to where they spawned #monsterdon
isn't dr who basically a god, how can you invent a time machine but also not invent any surveying equipment or even like a readout of where the fuck you are #monsterdon
it's like the first and only intuition you need for urban exploration: don't go in anywhere that you don't have a guaranteed path back out out of. if a door has a mysterious opening and closing mechanism that requires you to touch a chair on the other side, you don't go through that door. these guys deserve to get juiced down into machine oil or whatever the bad guys do with them #monsterdon
if someone exploited some knowledge power differential to lie and trap me on an alien planet that would be the last time i would go to an alien planet with that person, the doctor isn't just incompetent he can't be trusted #monsterdon
wait so the daleks aren't robots? they're mechs and the robot part is just a rad suit? why are they talking all robotlike #monsterdon
what makes your wall-e'd out ass think that if you had a better rad suit you could walk around on the rocky surface of the planet. your muscles are probably pretty much jelly by now #monsterdon
give this little girl like closed toed shoes if you want to stake the future of your species on her being able to go out and harvest rad juice or whatever it is she's doing #monsterdon
bro don't disguise yourself as a huge glowing rock if you're trying not to scare little girls in the haunted alien woods #monsterdon
if a magical alien shows up and relayed a treaty between species through my granddaughter, i would probably want to check out the magical alien cloak that made it appear like a floating glowing rock a little before taking a nap under it #monsterdon
you have a time and space machine and don't have a button that can summon the time and space machine to your current time and location #monsterdon
@jonny I think he did once at one point, but it is very inconvenient for the story, so that had to not be a thing. 😆
To be fair, while the real TARDIS isn't just some room with wires running around everywhere, it is an ancient, worn out machine that has like half of its functions broken down and he never gets around to fixing. (Hence it showing up as a police box. He never ever got around to fixing the chameleon circuit and it just got stuck that way, lol. TARDISes are supposed to blend in as something befitting the time and location where they land.)
@jonny Feeling like you've been had? 😆
