#rootpost for #monsterdon (4-D man)
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love in the 50's was basically "there is only one woman that exists and she falls in love with everyone around her in series on sight until one of them takes her away to a new scenario where she is the only woman that exists" #monsterdon
( @Taweret voice): "I wonder what the fourth dimension is up to"
#monsterdon
this man just learned that his brainwaves are humongous have a little sympathy #monsterdon
one brother with humongous brainwaves faces off against his brother with subliminal horny rays that keep merging all his babe atoms
#monsterdon
don't get caught in the lab with your hand merged into a block of steel you'll get fired for sure #monsterdon
forget dames, let's team up and phase our hands into a bunch of stuff #monsterdon
whoa, neat shot for 1959!!!! #monsterdon
dog no matter how 50's instant love you are in, i would do nothing to cross my brother who can phase through any matter with his freakazoid brain waves right now #monsterdon
moral of the story is basically you can get whatever you want in life by draining the life energy out of everyone in your way #monsterdon
YEAH do you think maybe being able to phase through all matter might be affecting your brother's behavior a little!?!?!? #monsterdon
dumbass scott hasn't even figured out how to get a stable of blood boys to ensure his longevity like a normal tech billionaire #monsterdon
conventional weapons ineffective against 4-dimensional kaiju man, bring in the masers #monsterdon
the sequel to this movie is focused on the insurance company fighting the police force trying to file all those deaths as natural causes deaths and not pay out line of duty life insurance rates, and we get a pure fanservice battle royale scene where the cops and the insurance agents take turns sucking the life out of each other #monsterdon
the woman wants to 4D herself, let her 4D herself #monsterdon
say what you will about this movie they funded an entire year of LA bongo guys twisted 1959 lifestyles #monsterdon
@jonny Those paychecks bought a LOT of reefer. Tea. Mary Jane.
how many times can you point at the drum section and go "do it like tss, t-t-tss, t-t-tss again" #monsterdon
man i'm not following what's going on at all, all i know is that this guy needs to figure out how to like suck the life force out of a field of corn or whatever #monsterdon
OK BONGO GUYS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING NOW #monsterdon
we have like 30 seconds left and the music is still going like "dah, dit dit dah dit dit DO DAAAAH" #monsterdon
he fucked off into the wall of ball shaped handle cylinder pairs i guess #monsterdon
seriously what did he fuck off into?? #monsterdon
@jonny p. sure that's the university's research reactor
which is now hopelessly contaminated with 4-dimensional body goo
fuck off into the [indeterminate] #monsterdon
so it was a man being exploited for his research into impenetrable objects, and having a hot brother who steals away all his babes with his babe merging atom waves, that drove him into a life force stealing four-dimensional penetration rampage. and it was only the babe that left him for his brother than could stop him while he was momentarily not four dimensional due to making out #monsterdon
the moral of the story is pay and credit your workers equitably so they feel comfortable coming forward with their life force draining brainwave reactor without fear of being scooped #monsterdon
there wasn't even a monster to root for, both brothers suck, the woman sucks, nobody wins in the fourth dimension #monsterdon
@jonny this soundtrack is unhinged.
