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is the movie suggesting that his power to make pencils and steel blocks merge is the same power to make women fall in love with him by like merging their love atoms #monsterdon
love in the 50's was basically "there is only one woman that exists and she falls in love with everyone around her in series on sight until one of them takes her away to a new scenario where she is the only woman that exists" #monsterdon
( @Taweret voice): "I wonder what the fourth dimension is up to"
#monsterdon
this man just learned that his brainwaves are humongous have a little sympathy #monsterdon
one brother with humongous brainwaves faces off against his brother with subliminal horny rays that keep merging all his babe atoms
#monsterdon
don't get caught in the lab with your hand merged into a block of steel you'll get fired for sure #monsterdon
forget dames, let's team up and phase our hands into a bunch of stuff #monsterdon
whoa, neat shot for 1959!!!! #monsterdon
dog no matter how 50's instant love you are in, i would do nothing to cross my brother who can phase through any matter with his freakazoid brain waves right now #monsterdon
moral of the story is basically you can get whatever you want in life by draining the life energy out of everyone in your way #monsterdon
YEAH do you think maybe being able to phase through all matter might be affecting your brother's behavior a little!?!?!? #monsterdon
dumbass scott hasn't even figured out how to get a stable of blood boys to ensure his longevity like a normal tech billionaire #monsterdon
conventional weapons ineffective against 4-dimensional kaiju man, bring in the masers #monsterdon
the sequel to this movie is focused on the insurance company fighting the police force trying to file all those deaths as natural causes deaths and not pay out line of duty life insurance rates, and we get a pure fanservice battle royale scene where the cops and the insurance agents take turns sucking the life out of each other #monsterdon
