The double luge seems like someone has just persuaded another person that something that doesn't exist exists. Oh no it's totally real just lay on top of me, mmmm, that's good, just like that, now we slide down this long bumpy tunnel hnnnnrgh don't mind that, that's all part of it. Look at their faces!
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@TheBreadmonkey 🤣🤣💯 that is private time type shit bois, not prime time television shit
@TheBreadmonkey Don't forget, the Olympics were originally all-nude!
@TheBreadmonkey I feel like it started as a ruse to get a guy’s unqualified friend into a college via athletic scholarship, and there’s some sort of 80’s style college hijinks comedy about it’s inception.
Let's just keep adding another person to the sled every year until it's difficult for them to finish the run.
this sure looks like it started as a drunken dare. :)
@TheBreadmonkey this is "soaking"
@TheBreadmonkey how in hell is this actually a thing? I genuinely thought it was a joke.
@TheBreadmonkey Luge is French for 'very close friendship '.
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“Will you stop injecting your penis”
“But it makes us go faster”
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When you said, you'd show me a good time, this isn't what I had in mind. Also, I hate rollercoasters. 😬
@TheBreadmonkey at last, the real reason for the internet and alt text to exist is explained in one photo.
@TheBreadmonkey I wonder how much training the one underneath has to do?
Probably less than they say they do
@TheBreadmonkey love your alt text! 😂
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What I want to know, Ben, is how this "sport" got invented.
That's GOT to be a good story.
@TheBreadmonkey If you come first do you lose?
@TheBreadmonkey I’ve always struggled to find the justification for this sport.. 😅
@TheBreadmonkey worst/best sleepover ever
@TheBreadmonkey my raging hard-on would completely ruin the aerodynamics
@TheBreadmonkey mormons. 100% mormons.
Think about it. Utah. “Soaking”. And so very much repressed queerness.
@TheBreadmonkey ”Let’s die together Steve”
@TheBreadmonkey @Erased_Citizen It makes me wonder why they stopped at 2 people. Why not 3? 4?
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This is a very odd sport.
Anyway in unrelated news does anyone want to practice the double luge with me in my bedroom. I'm in training for 2030.
I'm sure there's a joke about wearing a ski jump suit in there somewhere, but it's only funny in *my* head.
Do I need to bring my own Power Rangers outfit or will you supply one?
I've got loads. They just need a wipe down.
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Let's make this the #SimonO Olympics!
Who is Simon O? Is he any relation to Karen?
@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey This seems like a useful general comment.
Nice one. I'll bring some Dettol and Fabreze.
@TheBreadmonkey top or bottom?
I can go top if you want but I'll be facing down
@TheBreadmonkey Only if you wear the Bender eyes and metal teeth from your profile pic. 😉😉
@TheBreadmonkey I believe that there are several specialist Web sites where one can sign up for such practice.
@TheBreadmonkey Should never have trusted him, but... the shoes...
@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if penis injections are a thing in this event.
Must be if team GBs are skeletal
@TheBreadmonkey this is a lie that got out of hand.
I like to imagine that this is how all winter Olympic sports started
@TheBreadmonkey Imagine, back in the day, Olympians were naked!
The first winter Olympics was in 1924 so I imagine that must have been very awkward
@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if they too are doing Weiner injections. Although, it seems like you would want it out of the way to be more aerodynamic. Nothing like a huge 'luge' to slow you down when facing the air of a downhill slope. lol
🔗 ‘ #Penisgate ’ at the #Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
@TheBreadmonkey it’s the old “we’ll all fit in the Fiesta but someone will have to sit on my lap” scenario
@seb321 @TheBreadmonkey As a former owner of a Fiesta, a very very long time ago, I can confirm; once had seven passengers.
@TheBreadmonkey hey don't kink shame!
Mmmm those ripple strips look enticing.
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