The double luge seems like someone has just persuaded another person that something that doesn't exist exists. Oh no it's totally real just lay on top of me, mmmm, that's good, just like that, now we slide down this long bumpy tunnel hnnnnrgh don't mind that, that's all part of it. Look at their faces!
@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if they too are doing Weiner injections. Although, it seems like you would want it out of the way to be more aerodynamic. Nothing like a huge 'luge' to slow you down when facing the air of a downhill slope. lol
🔗 ‘ #Penisgate ’ at the #Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
