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Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

The double luge seems like someone has just persuaded another person that something that doesn't exist exists. Oh no it's totally real just lay on top of me, mmmm, that's good, just like that, now we slide down this long bumpy tunnel hnnnnrgh don't mind that, that's all part of it. Look at their faces!

Double luge. Two people laying flat on a sledge one on top of the other both facing same way looks sexual. Wearing power ranger clothes.
Double luge. Two people laying flat on a sledge one on top of the other both facing same way looks sexual. Wearing power ranger clothes.
Double luge. Two people laying flat on a sledge one on top of the other both facing same way looks sexual. Wearing power ranger clothes.
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millennial fulcrum
millennial fulcrum
@falcennial@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey 🤣🤣💯 that is private time type shit bois, not prime time television shit

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Seppo Helava
Seppo Helava
@helava@mastodon.cloud replied  ·  activity timestamp 5 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I feel like it started as a ruse to get a guy’s unqualified friend into a college via athletic scholarship, and there’s some sort of 80’s style college hijinks comedy about it’s inception.

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rx13 :possum_cursing: :donor:
rx13 :possum_cursing: :donor:
@rx13@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
@briankrebs

Let's just keep adding another person to the sled every year until it's difficult for them to finish the run.

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Paul_IPv6
Paul_IPv6
@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 11 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

this sure looks like it started as a drunken dare. :)

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ROTOPE~1 :yell:
ROTOPE~1 :yell:
@rotopenguin@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey this is "soaking"

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@rotopenguin

No all the water is frozen

(jks)

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Ianto Jones
Ianto Jones
@ianto_jones@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey how in hell is this actually a thing? I genuinely thought it was a joke.

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Taz Poltorak
Taz Poltorak
@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org replied  ·  activity timestamp 13 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Luge is French for 'very close friendship '.

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Ian K Tindale
Ian K Tindale
@u0421793@toot.pikopublish.ing replied  ·  activity timestamp 14 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
“Will you stop injecting your penis”
“But it makes us go faster”

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Verđandi K Soldusty
Verđandi K Soldusty
@Soldusty@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
When you said, you'd show me a good time, this isn't what I had in mind. Also, I hate rollercoasters. 😬

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Apriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAt
Apriloq - IMPEACH EVERY MAGAt
@apriloq@connectop.us replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey at last, the real reason for the internet and alt text to exist is explained in one photo.

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Khleedril
Khleedril
@khleedril@cyberplace.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I wonder how much training the one underneath has to do?

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@khleedril

Probably less than they say they do

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as234
as234
@alfons234@en.osm.town replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey love your alt text! 😂

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
What I want to know, Ben, is how this "sport" got invented.
That's GOT to be a good story.

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Stephen Mooney
Stephen Mooney
@PastyFace@mastodon.ie replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey If you come first do you lose?

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Toni Aittoniemi
Toni Aittoniemi
@gimulnautti@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I’ve always struggled to find the justification for this sport.. 😅

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Felix
Felix
@irfelixr@discuss.systems replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
😅💯

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internetsdairy
internetsdairy
@internetsdairy@mastodon.art replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey worst/best sleepover ever

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bazkie, lanparty callgirl
bazkie, lanparty callgirl
@bazkie@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey my raging hard-on would completely ruin the aerodynamics

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ren (is fairy eyelashes) 🎶🌈
ren (is fairy eyelashes) 🎶🌈
@renwillis@mstdn.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey mormons. 100% mormons.

Think about it. Utah. “Soaking”. And so very much repressed queerness.

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Kierkethumbs up convincingly
Kierkethumbs up convincingly
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey ”Let’s die together Steve”

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Iznogoud
Iznogoud
@iznogoud@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey shake it, shake it

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@iznogoud 😂

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Daniel Durrans
Daniel Durrans
@dan@mastodon.durrans.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey @Erased_Citizen It makes me wonder why they stopped at 2 people. Why not 3? 4?

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Sarah W
Sarah W
@Sarahw@mastodon.green replied  ·  activity timestamp 18 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey
This is a very odd sport.

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

Anyway in unrelated news does anyone want to practice the double luge with me in my bedroom. I'm in training for 2030.

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thefathippy
thefathippy
@thefathippy@mastodon.world replied  ·  activity timestamp 3 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

I'm sure there's a joke about wearing a ski jump suit in there somewhere, but it's only funny in *my* head.

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Do I need to bring my own Power Rangers outfit or will you supply one?

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TwoClownsEating

I've got loads. They just need a wipe down.

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Mycotropic
Mycotropic
@mycotropic@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey

Let's make this the #SimonO Olympics!

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 12 hours ago

@mycotropic @TwoClownsEating

Who is Simon O? Is he any relation to Karen?

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Mycotropic
Mycotropic
@mycotropic@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 8 hours ago

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey

A trusted name in clothing!

https://www.simon-o.com/en/

Simon O - Latex fashion and more

SIMON O. Latex clothing - Latex Shop and production since 1996

Latex clothing by SIMON O. - Latex Shop for fashionable latex clothing
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Ken Butler
Ken Butler
@nxskok@cupoftea.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TwoClownsEating @TheBreadmonkey This seems like a useful general comment.

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Mat B
Mat B
@TwoClownsEating@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 15 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey

Nice one. I'll bring some Dettol and Fabreze.

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Phil Haigh
Phil Haigh
@gulfie@mastodonapp.uk replied  ·  activity timestamp 17 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey top or bottom?

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 16 hours ago

@gulfie

I can go top if you want but I'll be facing down

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Alex Psmith
Alex Psmith
@alexpsmith@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Only if you wear the Bender eyes and metal teeth from your profile pic. 😉😉

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DamonHD
DamonHD
@DamonHD@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I believe that there are several specialist Web sites where one can sign up for such practice.

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bewilderbeast23
bewilderbeast23
@bewilderbeast23@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Should never have trusted him, but... the shoes...

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Benzo Kazooie
Benzo Kazooie
@benjamincox@writing.exchange replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if penis injections are a thing in this event.

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@benjamincox

Must be if team GBs are skeletal

Winter Olympics 2026
Team GB lose Cas appeal over new skeleton helmets at Winter Olympics
Winter Olympics 2026 Team GB lose Cas appeal over new skeleton helmets at Winter Olympics
Winter Olympics 2026 Team GB lose Cas appeal over new skeleton helmets at Winter Olympics
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Netraven
Netraven
@Netraven@hear-me.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey this is a lie that got out of hand.

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@Netraven

I like to imagine that this is how all winter Olympic sports started

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Netraven
Netraven
@Netraven@hear-me.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey Imagine, back in the day, Olympians were naked!

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Bender
Bender
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@Netraven

The first winter Olympics was in 1924 so I imagine that must have been very awkward

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Paul Chambers🚧
Paul Chambers🚧
@paul@oldfriends.live replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if they too are doing Weiner injections. Although, it seems like you would want it out of the way to be more aerodynamic. Nothing like a huge 'luge' to slow you down when facing the air of a downhill slope. lol

🔗 ‘ #Penisgate ’ at the #Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer

the Guardian

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?

The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further
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Seb
Seb
@seb321@toot.community replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey it’s the old “we’ll all fit in the Fiesta but someone will have to sit on my lap” scenario

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Sarble
Sarble
@sarble@mefi.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 19 hours ago

@seb321 @TheBreadmonkey As a former owner of a Fiesta, a very very long time ago, I can confirm; once had seven passengers.

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Frank
Frank
@VWDasher@mymasto.com replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey hey don't kink shame!

Mmmm those ripple strips look enticing.

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Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social replied  ·  activity timestamp 20 hours ago

@TheBreadmonkey obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63j4VUjSc

Winter Olympics Promo - SNL

YouTube

Winter Olympics Promo - SNL
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