pausing my top tier executive function day where i have reached layer 3 cleaning status to make a #rootpost for #monsterdon (Planet Earth)
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so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon
WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon
oh ok cool it's a new movie now i guess #monsterdon
8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon
i sort of love the men as a sort of zergling swarm!!! #monsterdon
ok cool after beating up the invaders it's revealed that everyone else has not been drugging their dinks anyway because everyone else has been able to fend off the orc guy shakedowns, and the men are now... empowered.. to do something... and we have learned.. to not drug the men, however slavery remains unquestioned, and ahhh uhhh #monsterdon
oh thank god that the surgery that we never cared about happened entirely offscreen and everythign is fine so now that the principles can leave #monsterdon
booooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon
everyone smirking at gene roddenberry as he hints at how much he fucks, roll credits #monsterdon
i'm not going to stick aroudn for all of the miru stream mothra movie but i will say that the soundtrack is almost exactly the same #monsterdon
oh wait the soundtrack of the tomagotchi ad, what a nice touch as always @ryan #monsterdon
I don't think i've ever seen #monsterdon so unanimous about fuck that movie lmao. we do it to ourselves. thanks @Taweret for hosting, we love it because it sucks even when it sucks
They did this whole elaborate inverse gender values thing to justify the matriarchal society and then completely abandoned it to go for "having more soldiers is good" and "fucking is also good" #monsterdon
@jonny
It's like what if TikTok was a 70s film