pausing my top tier executive function day where i have reached layer 3 cleaning status to make a #rootpost for #monsterdon (Planet Earth)
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the underlying plot is that someone at some place we haven't seen needs heart surgery? when did they even say that???? why would we care/???? #monsterdon
why wouldn't the space woman just fight all the other women until she owned all the men she needed to do whatever it is she needs to do #monsterdon
the dialogue. i am in pain. #monsterdon
i am rolling my eyes on the same tier as the preposterous sex and dollar backed society in "stranger from a strange land" and that's the most i am aware that eyes can roll #monsterdon
"trained to get ladies drunk" as a cultural practice #monsterdon
so the plot really is that this guy fucks this woman back into patriarchy huh #monsterdon
WHY EVEN HAVE the outer framing of the collapsed human society and "planet earth" and pax and the heart attack and whatever. #monsterdon
oh ok cool it's a new movie now i guess #monsterdon
8 minutes remaining to i guess uh resolve ummm #monsterdon
i sort of love the men as a sort of zergling swarm!!! #monsterdon
ok cool after beating up the invaders it's revealed that everyone else has not been drugging their dinks anyway because everyone else has been able to fend off the orc guy shakedowns, and the men are now... empowered.. to do something... and we have learned.. to not drug the men, however slavery remains unquestioned, and ahhh uhhh #monsterdon
oh thank god that the surgery that we never cared about happened entirely offscreen and everythign is fine so now that the principles can leave #monsterdon
booooooooooooooooooooo #monsterdon
everyone smirking at gene roddenberry as he hints at how much he fucks, roll credits #monsterdon
