Amazon is laying off 16,000 employees to prioritize AI, which will bring innovative changes such as:
-Automatically purchase item if user looks at screen for more than 5 seconds.
-Make device loudly screech if user closes the app.
-Delivery drones will stalk user if they cancel Prime membership.
@lowqualityfacts
Whoever is still buying stuff from Jeff, is doing something wrong.
@lowqualityfacts or put it that way: Support your local dealer (if he/she/they is/are still there...)
@lowqualityfacts
In my opinion, Mr Facts, you can beat on Amazon like a kettle drum as often as you like, and I will boost every one of your posts -- and say, "Thank YOU, sir, for your service"!
@lowqualityfacts Imagine if Amazon's AI and/or it's delivery system starts randomly delivering restricted items to convicted felons or to members of right wing extremist groups. You know, "on accident".
@lowqualityfacts You laugh, buuuuuuut...
@lowqualityfacts lol😄
i wish it did do that. i wonder if that would convince people who claim they #Resist to actually canx #amazon prime & stop shopping there. but unlikely 😒
@lowqualityfacts STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS !!1
(sorry 😂 )
@lowqualityfacts
"Make the device loudly screech if user closes the app." made me think of Janet from "The Good Place" begging for her life every time someone presses her reset button.
@lowqualityfacts Is this a Low Quality Fact or a prophetic statement of things to come?
