#rootpost for #monsterdon (Death Race 2000)
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interrupting a man in the middle of his bare hotdog #monsterdon
ok but how come the president has a canadian accent are we sure he isn't french #monsterdon
how to choreograph a fight where the good guy has to win but the good guy is also wearing a cape and it is getting caught on literally everything in the scene #monsterdon
that eyeshadow is positively bananas #monsterdon
when i fuck, i am always fucking crumbled up in a ball in the middle of a warehouse with a single spotlight #monsterdon
did david carradine know that "my taste buds got wiped out" was a joke #monsterdon
dog i would love to make one giant contraption in my life just so i could have an excuse to make one of those freaking plunger stick things or whatever they are called for detonating the TNT #monsterdon
what is the music even DOING #monsterdon
did david carradine deradicalize her by just driving fast and doing exactly the thing that she has dedicated her life to opposing or what #monsterdon
but wait if everyone is in play for points now then isn't the president fair game and people would just be stoked about it without challenging the political order in any way #monsterdon
i don't know how it has flown under the radar this whole time that david carradines car is a) so goofy, b) not even frankenstein and c) has no goddamn weapons at all #monsterdon
the press has basically totally given up covering the back half of the race and there was no coverage of the last two racers dying and whatnot. so it seems like the winning strategy would be to wait until the southwest and kill all the other drivers when nobody is looking #monsterdon
hell ya dog. and in conclusion everything was fixed and the culture immediately adapted to a society no longer governed by violent spectacle #monsterdon
ok no wait only occasional public violent spectacle in the service of abolishing public violent spectacle or when you are cool and married #monsterdon
now that's how you pace a movie. it starts, stuff keeps happening, and then it ends and tells you that all the stuff is done #monsterdon
