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I'm late but I need a good one tn please #monsterdon I pray you are not a Jules Verne movie
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first frames i hit play and we are doing movie radiology on a mummy, thank you #monsterdon , thank you
in 1982 was there still enough residual cultural memory of egyptomania that it would make sense for the archaeologists or whoever these ppl are to be generously funded to the tune of having a huge radioactive gizmo to point at their mummies #monsterdon
"chill out, no need to search for the mummy, we'll just wait until someone comes into the hospital with mummyitis" #monsterdon
it's actually fine to have a green mummy fungus eaten hand, the hollywood beauty standards are just out of control #monsterdon
i looked away and thought we were going to get a sapphic bechdel pass and it was the upset gf spying on some tiddies, unfortunately heterosexuality intervened #monsterdon
Goofs: the radio DJ jokes about a rent crisis despite the movie being set in 1982 and not right now #monsterdon
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THE BACKGROUND music is doing exactly the seinfeld synth horn beeps and they will NOT GET AWAY with this #monsterdon
FUNNY HOW the MUMMY NECKLACE I GAVE YOU has started LIGHTING UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS LIGHT and GIVING OFF AN OMINOUS HUM. #monsterdon
good cop, sad desperate cop begging with the perp like they're his cheating wife cop #monsterdon
"what did he look like"
"...mummy..."
well there's your case of mummyitis!!! #monsterdon
ya ya just put some um lines on the oscilloscope and um flip them #monsterdon
the mummy has adapted AWFULLY QUICKLY to the existence of electromagnetism #monsterdon
"mummy... touch.... cables... which.... as i have.... recently learned.... transmit something callled... ....... 𝘊𝘜𝘙𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛"
please go in an ancient aliens direction please go in an ancient aliens direction #monsterdon
i'm catching like 30% of the dialogue so sory if i am just hoping for things that have already been made text in the movie #monsterdon
@jonny@neuromatch.social @jonny@social.coop just a mummy gettin' its balls stole