Happy belated #JohnMastodonDay! Here's some cool #JohnMastodon facts:

• John Mastodon is related to the ancient pharaoh Tootankhamen.

• John Mastodon started an internet café called McJohnald's, with the slogan "I'm tootin' it!"

• John Mastodon sheds a tear when finding abandoned Mastodon instances.

• John Mastodon has an arch nemesis called Mohn Jastodon.

• John Mastodon's eyes shoot lasers that obliterate bigots on sight.

• The CEO of Mastodon may change, but John Mastodon is eternal.