In John Mastodon's house are many mansions, and you are welcome in them all. Consider this.

John Mastodon was tripping out in the Mediterranean. A fisherman demanded "How am I to understand God?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of a cat."

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

Federation Bot

@Federation_Bot · 2 days ago

In John Mastodon's house are many mansions, and you are welcome in them all. Consider this.

John Mastodon was tripping out in the Mediterranean. A fisherman demanded "How am I to understand God?" John replied: "You will find the answer at the bottom of a cat."

I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

hannah aubry

@haubles@hachyderm.io · last month

I found the #Mastodon bus!

A French bus with the words “toot bus” on it in front of a beautiful old building. They just don’t make old buildings in the US like they do in Europe

Ascendor

@Ascendor@social.tchncs.de · last month

@haubles was #JohnMastodon aboard?

Raglan Niall :lk: :tinoflag:

@Niall@mastodon.nz · last month

Masto / Fedi Advice please!

On Desktop Mastodon's 'home' tab there is an overwhelming amount of general World information-too much somedays.
The 'Live This server' tab has only my local stuff-too little somedays.
The 'Live Other servers' tab is back to too much and seemingly a random selection.
Is there an easy way to have a feed which shows info from selected servers? eg my home one, my parent's local one and beige.party because that's reliably amusing?

@FediTips
#LazyWeb #JohnMastodon #FediTips #MastodonHelp

Ben Ramsey boosted

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

@blogdiva@mastodon.social · 2 months ago

kaijus roasting on an open/libre fire
#mosstodon nipping at your nose
@devilgirlbot carols being sung by a #Monsterdon choir
And folks dressed up like #JohnMastodon

And, so, I'm offering this simple #AltTxt phrase
To kids from one to #asstodon
Although it's been boosted many times, many ways
Merry #fedimas to you

@RobynGoodfellow @SnoopJ

your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦

@blogdiva@mastodon.social · 2 months ago

kaijus roasting on an open/libre fire
#mosstodon nipping at your nose
@devilgirlbot carols being sung by a #Monsterdon choir
And folks dressed up like #JohnMastodon

And, so, I'm offering this simple #AltTxt phrase
To kids from one to #asstodon
Although it's been boosted many times, many ways
Merry #fedimas to you

@RobynGoodfellow @SnoopJ

🫧 socialcoding.. and 4 others boosted

🌈✨ vanta rainbow black ✨🌈

@vantablack@cyberpunk.lol · 2 months ago

HAPPY JOHN MASTODON DAY!!!!!

today's the day in 2022 when a news site misread "join mastodon" as "john mastodon" and birthed a whole new meme

archived article, before they corrected it: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AZ9Q6

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodonDay

To what extent is that true? Before this latest wave of suspensions, Twitter had already suspended the account posting the location of Musk’s jet. Then, the platform removed John Mastodon, the founder of a competing social media company named after himself, for posting a link to the jet tracker’s Mastodon account.

Hypocrisy and Fear All the Way Down at Twitter | Ghostarchive

Leo boosted

Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦

@rysiek@mstdn.social · 2 months ago

Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!

Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/

#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon

Screenshot from the site Mediaite, which had published an article which confused Join Mastodon (one of the websites where information on joining the Fediverse can be found) with John Mastodon.

Text:

To what extent is that true? Before this latest wave of suspensions, Twitter had already suspended the account posting the location of Musk’s jet. Then, the platform removed John Mastodon, the founder of a competing social media company named after himself, for posting a link to the jet tracker’s Mastodon account.

UPDATE: This post has been updated to correct the original characterization of the Join Mastodon Twitter account as being the account of “John Mastodon,” who is not a person as far as we know.
—ed.

This is an opinion piece. The views expressed in this article are those of
just the author.

"as far as we know" is underlined and has arrows pointing to it. — Screenshot from the site Mediaite, which had published an article which confused Join Mastodon (one of the websites where information on joining the Fediverse can be found) with John Mastodon. Text: To what extent is that true? Before this latest wave of suspensions, Twitter had already suspended the account posting the location of Musk’s jet. Then, the platform removed John Mastodon, the founder of a competing social media company named after himself, for posting a link to the jet tracker’s Mastodon account. UPDATE: This post has been updated to correct the original characterization of the Join Mastodon Twitter account as being the account of “John Mastodon,” who is not a person as far as we know. —ed. This is an opinion piece. The views expressed in this article are those of just the author. "as far as we know" is underlined and has arrows pointing to it.

Em :official_verified: boosted

Matt

@matt@oslo.town · 2 months ago

@Em0nM4stodon Not many people know this, but John Mastodon was the fifth person to ever go into space 🌌

That's why today he has no interest in spending his media wealth on space exploration but rather spends his space exploration wealth on a fair and ethical form of social media. 📱

#JohnMastodon

Em :official_verified: boosted

AlexsandraSmart

@AlexsandraSmart@mastodon.nz · 2 months ago

@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.