HAPPY JOHN MASTODON DAY!!!!!
today's the day in 2022 when a news site misread "join mastodon" as "john mastodon" and birthed a whole new meme
archived article, before they corrected it: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AZ9Q6
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today's the day in 2022 when a news site misread "join mastodon" as "john mastodon" and birthed a whole new meme
archived article, before they corrected it: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AZ9Q6
Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!
Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/
#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
@Em0nM4stodon Not many people know this, but John Mastodon was the fifth person to ever go into space 🌌
That's why today he has no interest in spending his media wealth on space exploration but rather spends his space exploration wealth on a fair and ethical form of social media. 📱
@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon turned me into a newt (I got better)
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
Today is the official yearly celebration for
John Mastodon
The famous John Mastodon who did so much for us on December 16th/17th, 2022
For those who were here 👀
What is your favorite "fact" about John Mastodon? (no fact-checking allowed)
For those who weren't here ❓👇
Take the time to educate yourself about this important part of our history, you will not regret it
https://www.johnmastodon.me/#education
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
Neo in The Matrix was actually supposed to be a more toned-down John Mastodon.
Happy belated #JohnMastodonDay! Here's some cool #JohnMastodon facts:
• John Mastodon is related to the ancient pharaoh Tootankhamen.
• John Mastodon started an internet café called McJohnald's, with the slogan "I'm tootin' it!"
• John Mastodon sheds a tear when finding abandoned Mastodon instances.
• John Mastodon has an arch nemesis called Mohn Jastodon.
• John Mastodon's eyes shoot lasers that obliterate bigots on sight.
• The CEO of Mastodon may change, but John Mastodon is eternal.
#JohnMastodon rescued a meme from a house full of burning money
This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…
… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
🎺🎺🎺
This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…
… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
🎺🎺🎺
Today is the official yearly celebration for
John Mastodon
The famous John Mastodon who did so much for us on December 16th/17th, 2022
For those who were here 👀
What is your favorite "fact" about John Mastodon? (no fact-checking allowed)
For those who weren't here ❓👇
Take the time to educate yourself about this important part of our history, you will not regret it
https://www.johnmastodon.me/#education
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