Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!
Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/
#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
#Tag
Happy John Mastodon Day to all those who celebrate!
Original, but updated, piece:
https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/hypocrisy-and-fear-all-the-way-down-at-twitter/
#JohnMastodon #JohnMastodon2025 #JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
today's the day in 2022 when a news site misread "join mastodon" as "john mastodon" and birthed a whole new meme
archived article, before they corrected it: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AZ9Q6
@Em0nM4stodon
Back in 1991 on #JohnMastodonDay our hero #JohnMastodon invented mobile messaging. He sent Nokia a text about it and asked them to take the credit because he's so humble.
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon turned me into a newt (I got better)
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
Today is the official yearly celebration for
John Mastodon
The famous John Mastodon who did so much for us on December 16th/17th, 2022
For those who were here 👀
What is your favorite "fact" about John Mastodon? (no fact-checking allowed)
For those who weren't here ❓👇
Take the time to educate yourself about this important part of our history, you will not regret it
https://www.johnmastodon.me/#education
@Em0nM4stodon John Mastodon is not the messiah, he's just a very naughty boy
Look, I know there's a lot of confusion on the Fediverse about John Mastodon Day being on December 16th or December 17th.
But, the thing is, the Earth is big. And round. And one thing can happen on two days at once.
Also, John Mastodon is too great to be celebrated over only one day. They cannot be contained by time and space like us mortals.
🌏🌍🌎
How did you celebrate John Mastodon Day?
#JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
How did you celebrate John Mastodon Day?
#JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
John Mastodon doesn't use AI
In the spirit of John Mastodon Day, I just want to reiterate how grateful I am for all of you.
You’ve been a source of joy and a lifeline of sanity (and, when necessary, insanity) all year. ❤️
#JohnMastodonDay #Fediverse #Mastodon
Neo in The Matrix was actually supposed to be a more toned-down John Mastodon.
Look, I know there's a lot of confusion on the Fediverse about John Mastodon Day being on December 16th or December 17th.
But, the thing is, the Earth is big. And round. And one thing can happen on two days at once.
Also, John Mastodon is too great to be celebrated over only one day. They cannot be contained by time and space like us mortals.
🌏🌍🌎
Happy belated #JohnMastodonDay! Here's some cool #JohnMastodon facts:
• John Mastodon is related to the ancient pharaoh Tootankhamen.
• John Mastodon started an internet café called McJohnald's, with the slogan "I'm tootin' it!"
• John Mastodon sheds a tear when finding abandoned Mastodon instances.
• John Mastodon has an arch nemesis called Mohn Jastodon.
• John Mastodon's eyes shoot lasers that obliterate bigots on sight.
• The CEO of Mastodon may change, but John Mastodon is eternal.
#JohnMastodon rescued a meme from a house full of burning money
This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…
… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
🎺🎺🎺
This season, always remember the person who we owe the most to…
… AND HIS NAME IS JOHN MASTODON!!!
🎺🎺🎺
A space for Bonfire maintainers and contributors to communicate