You're looking at obviously what can only be what was once a fluffy white Persian cat, but is now a demi demon from the plane of Meow. This cat demon is sitting on a stump in the wreckage of my landlord's attempts to tame some rampant bamboo in our front garden. It's dark. Did I mention it's dark. She's sitting on what I like to call the cat "chicken" pose, where all four pours are tucked neatly under her body. In her former cat form, this would have been adorable. How I'm choosing to believe this pose is so she can levitate in a spooky way and probably try and judge my soul, while levitating. Her eyes are black in this light and her entire face looks offended. This is not just a judgemental cat. This is a demon cat. Judging you hard.