“It’s no use lassie, she won’t fuse”
“What now?”
“I’ve one more trick. Fetch me the yellow spray can from locker 12C”
“Found it! What on Risa is ‘Warp ya Bastard’?”
“I’ll swear ye to secrecy but it’s a suspension of Antidilithium in usquebaugh. Banned by spacefleet; shows what those big jessies know!”
“Will it work?”
“Aye, or we’ll be dead before we know it.”