Interstellar comet 9i/Guinevere bucked the trend of these; rather than originating from the jostling of circumstellar debris around a Population II red dwarf (like the 7-10 billion year old visitors Oumuamua and Atlas), Jenny Green Teeth was fresh out of a proto planetary disc from the star forming clouds of the Messier 45 cluster. This presented a Smörgåsbord of opportunity to chemists. Elements long or mostly gone from the Solar System were in refreshing abundance. Technetium, Neptunium-237 and good ol’ ²³⁵U were at pants-wetting levels for energy wonks. When 9i was towed into Earth orbit (not /too/ close, she hawt) the fleet of mining vessels in holding pattern stretched nearly to the moon. The argument over whether shooting down the Dutch vessel that began approach without clearance was justified is still going on a generation later.
":It's my Birthday, and I wants it, Precious." "Look, I can't let you have this one, but let's scan your finger and I'll print you one that fits".
Kit Here: Today is for reals my birthday. I lost my wedding ring years ago, when I took it off for "safe keeping" while gardening. If you find it, let me know. If not, drop a coin in the #MicroFiction tip jar so I can add a pinch more gold into the replacement I'm making? https://ko-fi.com/unixbigot
Herewith a recap of last week's #PowerOnStoryToot Stories:
Monday 24th November 2025: Guinevere https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115601629847152247
Tue 25 Nov: Mongo PSA https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115607095856999650
Wed 26 Nov: Go Go https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115612697266583148
Thu 27 Nov: It Runs Doom https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115617786173117762
Fir 28 Nov: Safe Space https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115624309044650565
BONUS EDITION https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115624529501351380
Sat 29 Nov: Foster Parent https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115629860509536743
Sun 30 Nov: Proposition https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115634936041371621